lottery win

[Road Hog]

if you won the big one how would you keep it secret from your wife......"who hates you anyway"
and stop her from getting her mits on your dosh ,that you want to blow on cheap tarts.

[King Herald]

Road Hog said:

if you won the big one how would you keep it secret from your wife......"who hates you anyway"
and stop her from getting her mits on your dosh ,that you want to blow on cheap tarts.

I'd not tell her. How hard does that get?

[Flintstone]

I'd track down someone (on an internet forum) named after a cartoon character and give it to him to look after.

Edited by Flintstone on Sunday 5th October 23:31

[Road Hog]

Flintstone said:

I'd track down someone on an internet forum named after a cartoon character and give it to him to look after.

[Road Hog]

King Herald said:

Road Hog said:

if you won the big one how would you keep it secret from your wife......"who hates you anyway"
and stop her from getting her mits on your dosh ,that you want to blow on cheap tarts.

I'd not tell her. How hard does that get?

YEAH RIGHT......

[outlaw biker]

I did win the big one.....about 5yrs ago. Hush!

[Mars]

Flintstone said:

I'd track down someone (on an internet forum) named after a cartoon character and give it to him to look after.

Edited by Flintstone on Sunday 5th October 23:31

Naah, give it to the God of War. Or a red planet. Or a range of confectionary.

Gwan. Gwan gwan gwan.

[shadowninja]

Road Hog = Amir_J?

[Blib]

Road Hog said:

if you won the big one how would you keep it secret from your wife......"who hates you anyway"
and stop her from getting her mits on your dosh ,that you want to blow on cheap tarts.

Road Hog in another thread he started tonight said:

Dogs.
1 .allways happy to see you
2 .wont sleep with your mates
3 .wont take you to cleaners for a settlement
4 .do as they are told
5 .dont answer back
6 .will even fetch your slippers,paper
7 .dont bh about your mates
8 .help with the washing up
9 .dont care about your fashion sense
10 .dont take hours to get ready to go out

[outlaw biker]

Dogs will never screw you for money. Thats why I'll take dogs over women any day of the week.

[outlaw biker]

No, surely you'd ditch the skiny fit bh for a fat massive titted version? And then you could play with your scalextrix to your hearts content.

[Mars]

Gazboy said:

Road Hog said:

if you won the big one how would you keep it secret from your wife......"who hates you anyway"
and stop her from getting her mits on your dosh ,that you want to blow on cheap tarts.

It's not hard is it. You stay in the marital home and keep the same clothes/watches/shoes and car, and buy a huge garage with a little house on top 20 miles away with your real cars and whatever takes your fancy and lead a double life. As far as she is concerned you are going to work, when you are actually going to be upto your nuts in a gold digger before thrashing your F40 on a trackday, then you come home at your normal time for some more of your pre jackpot dull life.

You've really thought about this haven't you? I'm glad though. It's a brilliant plan.

[grim_d]

The OH and I were talking about this the other night, we decided that we would both take a quarter for ourself to do with what we wish, a quarter to buy a house etc and a quarter towards our respective families.

Now that all seems very well and good until the inevitable happened and she blew all her cash on shoes and started "borrowing" mine.

[outlaw biker]

grim_d said:

The OH and I were talking about this the other night, we decided that we would both take a quarter for ourself to do with what we wish, a quarter to buy a house etc and a quarter towards our respective families.

Now that all seems very well and good until the inevitable happened and she blew all her cash on shoes and started "borrowing" mine.

Ditch her.

[grim_d]

outlaw biker said:

grim_d said:

The OH and I were talking about this the other night, we decided that we would both take a quarter for ourself to do with what we wish, a quarter to buy a house etc and a quarter towards our respective families.

Now that all seems very well and good until the inevitable happened and she blew all her cash on shoes and started "borrowing" mine.

Ditch her.

Not yet, shes nice to my fireman. And as yet i don't have that lottery win for cheap tarts.

[outlaw biker]

Ditch her anyway and buy a canoe. You know deep down you want to.

[grim_d]

outlaw biker said:

Ditch her anyway and buy a canoe. You know deep down you want to.

only one hand carved by ray mears himself, otherwise it's a bum deal.

[WestYorkie]

Happened to an acquaintance of mine who'd been going through a rough patch with his mrs and simply just bought her silence.
House car etc. and a nice packet in the bank on the proviso that it was never mentioned again.
Happily divorced and the new mrs (Inc big tits) knows nothing of the win

[V8mate]

outlaw biker said:

That's why I'd take a dog over a woman any day of the week.

Not shy about it either, eh? www.outlawedbikerbestiality.com

Edited by V8mate on Monday 6th October 07:41

[Not Ideal]

Road Hog said:

Flintstone said:

I'd track down someone on an internet forum named after a cartoon character and give it to him to look after.

hahaha