STUPID ****ING YAPPING DOGS!!!!!

[Gylen]

Some daft fat bint has gone into the shops below my flat and left her utterly pointless, scrubbing brush of a stupid hound, tethered to a lamp post outside and it is making the most ungodly noise imaginable.

I swear, it is exactly the same as those stupid, electronic, yipping dogs that do back flips that girls used to like:




"yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip," SHUT THE fkING fk UP YOU STUPID fkING HOUND!!!!!!

How can a living creature maintian this noise for over ten mintues??? What's the fking point of stupid stting dogs like that?? Get a real one that can walk it's own length you miserable simpleton...

I'm working from home and need to ring a client but can't with what sounds like a fking Korean dog abbatoir in the background. I'm so tempted to walk downstair and stamp on the bloody thing. Or go out and buy a proper dog and feed it to it.

Against all odds, I actually really like dogs. But proper ones. Not st ones.

ETA - God knows why this has seen fit to 'reward' me with a winking smiley. Obviously PH is against me too...

Edited by Gylen on Tuesday 7th October 10:04

[V8mate]

Stab the owner rather than the dog

[Adenauer]

Just go down and untether it

[Neil_H]

3/10 good use of swearing but ultimately tame on the rantage.

[Gylen]

Neil_H said:

3/10 good use of swearing but ultimately tame on the rantage.

Really? I'm disappointed. I would have thought the useage of "Korean Dog Abbatoir" would be worth a couple of points...I've never had cause to type that before.

[Mark.H]

wee out of the window onto it, dogs dont like that kind of thing, and it should force it to close its mouth!

[ironictwist]

Neil_H said:

3/10 good use of swearing but ultimately tame on the rantage.

I think we need to give him a bit more credit...He went as far as googling a toy dog's picture & used that to help get his point across, plus the abattoir line was respectable.

6/10

[Heskey]

Mark.H said:

wee out of the window onto it, dogs dont like that kind of thing, and it should force it to close its mouth!

I support this motion.

Or just snip the lead.

[Mark.H]

Heskey said:

Or just snip the lead.

I support this motion...a.k.a plan B (if you dont need a wee)!

[Gylen]

ironictwist said:

Neil_H said:

3/10 good use of swearing but ultimately tame on the rantage.

I think we need to give him a bit more credit...He went as far as googling a toy dog's picture & used that to help get his point across, plus the abattoir line was respectable.

6/10

You've validated me.

I can't wee on it as I'm on the third floor and it's a bit windy. I would need the accuracy of Dolph Lundgren in Silent Trigger.

It appears to have stopped though so it's either buggered off or some other kindly soul has untethered it into the path of an oncoming bus. Job's a Good 'Un.

[wiggy001]

Gylen said:

Some daft fat bint has gone into the shops below my flat and left her utterly pointless, scrubbing brush of a stupid hound, tethered to a lamp post outside and it is making the most ungodly noise imaginable..

Assuming you have something that can either fire water, or allow water to be poured from it, surely this could be resolved in seconds?

[Eddh]

Or you could use its lead to hang it from the lampost, wouldn't that shut it up?

[Kaelic]

get a tube of superglue, smear it in pate or wrap it in meat and throw it to the dog*, problem solved

• for any idiot taking me seriously I am not in any way suggesting animal cruelty

[Jez200]

hate these fking stupid little yappy dogs almost as much as the owners of them.