Pompous friends

[rich1231]

I dont want this to come across as some sort of social science essay.

I go to the pub with a group of mates and everyone has a laugh apart from one particular self important prick that always takes offence at every joke made no matter the subject. The worst bit is his eye rolling and sighs when he finds something offensive. ( by offensive, I mean being offended on behalf of others by proxy). But even worse is his total lack of spine, and rather than confront us while we are winding us up he leaves the pub and is straight on the net to moan to his internet friends about his neanderthal drinking pals. Which we take offense to as we dont want to be called his "pals" as frankly we all feel that Jack the ripper has more mates.

I assume he has internet friends as non of us really like the cockend.

[Scott328i]

Already been done ...

In the words of PH

REPOST

[L4URA]

Sorry couldn't resist!

Edited by L4URA on Wednesday 8th October 15:11

[Mc Lovin]

rich1231 said:

straight on the net to moan to his internet friends about his neanderthal drinking pals.

[Ozone]

rich1231 said:

I dont want this to come across as some sort of social science essay.

Too late......;)

[rich1231]

oh ste i missed it.

Humblest apologies and im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

[Don]

Hi everyone. Lets go for a pint. Not you, Mowgli.


Well it was as original as Rich's blimmin' attempt.

[Scott328i]

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

[johnfm]

Maybe he just gets offended at reposts?

[rich1231]

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

Im doing it off a railway bridge

thanks

[drivin_me_nuts]

rich1231 said:

I dont want this to come across as some sort of social science essay.

I go to the pub with a group of mates and everyone has a laugh apart from one particular self important prick that always takes offence at every joke made no matter the subject. The worst bit is his eye rolling and sighs when he finds something offensive. ( by offensive, I mean being offended on behalf of others by proxy). But even worse is his total lack of spine, and rather than confront us while we are winding us up he leaves the pub and is straight on the net to moan to his internet friends about his neanderthal drinking pals. Which we take offense to as we dont want to be called his "pals" as frankly we all feel that Jack the ripper has more mates.

I assume he has internet friends as non of us really like the cockend.

... and laughs inwardly as it gets a rise out of the 'internet olde contemptables ...'

there's some kind of irony in there somewhere ..

[mitzy]

rich1231 said:

oh ste i missed it.

Humblest apologies and im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

Not mine , im on the bike

[rich1231]

Don said:

Hi everyone. Lets go for a pint. Not you, Mowgli.


Well it was as original as Rich's blimmin' attempt.

I would say you could go off people..

But Ive never liked you so no point.

[Mc Lovin]

rich1231 said:

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

Im doing it off a railway bridge

thanks

can you hurry up and get on with it then, because i leave at 5:30 and the road should be clear by then

[Incorrigible]

rich1231 said:

oh ste i missed it.

Humblest apologies and im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

In other news.

Motoring site regular shows astonishing lack of judgement assuming that other members take public transport

In the words of Prince Charles "The train! are you fg mad, I'd rather stick bees up my arse"

[drivin_me_nuts]

Incorrigible said:

rich1231 said:

oh ste i missed it.

Humblest apologies and im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

In other news.

Motoring site regular shows astonishing lack of judgement assuming that other members take public transport

In the words of Prince Charles "The train! are you fg mad, I'd rather stick bees up my arse"

and knowing the Royals penchant for the strange ...he probably does.

[Scott328i]

rich1231 said:

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

Im doing it off a railway bridge

thanks

You haven't thought this through

Unless you jump off a railway bridge onto a railway line in front of a train I still won't be affected.

Even so I do not pass a single train bridge

I go over a train line so I still wouldn't be affected

[Don]

rich1231 said:

Don said:

Hi everyone. Lets go for a pint. Not you, Mowgli.


Well it was as original as Rich's blimmin' attempt.

I would say you could go off people..

But Ive never liked you so no point.

Oh, Rich. I'm hurt.

Not really.

[Apache]

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

Im doing it off a railway bridge

thanks

You haven't thought this through

Unless you jump off a railway bridge onto a railway line in front of a train I still won't be affected.

Even so I do not pass a single train bridge

I go over a train line so I still wouldn't be affected

not even morally? I mean you could try to talk him out of it?.......

[rich1231]

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

Scott328i said:

rich1231 said:

im off to jump in front of a train to slow your journeys home.

No Problem

I drive

Bye

Im doing it off a railway bridge

thanks

You haven't thought this through

Unless you jump off a railway bridge onto a railway line in front of a train I still won't be affected.

Even so I do not pass a single train bridge

I go over a train line so I still wouldn't be affected

I'll make sure ill bring the overhead cables downn after driving a lorry into the bridge first.

See maximum disruption for the crime of repost.