Anybody on here a Customs Official ??
Anybody on here a Customs Official ??
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SimonV8ster

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13,017 posts

258 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Think its the sort of job I would like to do. Keep you on your feet and hopefully feel as though you were doing something worthwhile. Rummaging through peoples luggage in the hope you might find a big stash of something.

I know theres probably loads of paper work and all that crap to go with it but anybody on here had any experience of it ??

Finlandia

7,818 posts

261 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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SimonV8ster said:
Rummaging through peoples luggage in the hope you might find a big stash of something.
You want to become a airport baggage handler? wink

sniff diesel

13,127 posts

242 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Dover Nige is.

robinhood21

31,158 posts

262 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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You do realise that you will be more likely to find skid-marks than stash? wink

SimonV8ster

Original Poster:

13,017 posts

258 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?

Muntu

7,684 posts

229 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Birmingham seems to be an interesting place

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/brum_airpo...


Simpo Two

92,891 posts

295 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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SimonV8ster said:
Rummaging through peoples luggage in the hope you might find some naughty lingerie

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

229 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.

Edited by Baby Huey on Saturday 11th October 11:08

ALawson

8,054 posts

281 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.

Edited by Baby Huey on Saturday 11th October 11:08
Have a rofl

SimonV8ster

Original Poster:

13,017 posts

258 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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ALawson said:
Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.

Edited by Baby Huey on Saturday 11th October 11:08
Have a rofl
Actually, I was taking the................I really can't be bothered. rolleyes

Finlandia

7,818 posts

261 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.

Edited by Baby Huey on Saturday 11th October 11:08
Give me a clue.

dilbert

7,741 posts

261 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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SimonV8ster said:
Think its the sort of job I would like to do. Keep you on your feet and hopefully feel as though you were doing something worthwhile. Rummaging through peoples luggage in the hope you might find a big stash of something.

I know theres probably loads of paper work and all that crap to go with it but anybody on here had any experience of it ??
Not personally, but I've worked with people who do.
I would think that the biggest challenge is being presented with a vast quantity of stuff, knowing that the bad stuff is in there, and not having the time, money or resources to find it.

MikeyT

18,432 posts

301 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Piece of pi55 - I had a mate who worked at Gatwick I think it was quite a few years ago though now - just sat there all night in the green channel on his arse picking out the odd bloke/woman just to relieve the monotony of it all ...

But you get to look important I suppose ... ie he got a uniform and a hat, and a bade and a walkie-talkie thing ...


Six Fiend

6,067 posts

245 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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I applied 20 years ago. At the time I know I couldn't just choose to go on Ports etc. Really wanted to as my mate's dad worked in C&E and thoroughly rated it.

I've known several investigations officers (taught them the basics of advanced riding before their Police courses), they all did their time in VAT Audit etc before getting the glory stuff, which is actually seriously hard work.

HMRC bikes are somewhat harder to spot than BiB mobiles biggrin

Edited by Six Fiend on Saturday 11th October 16:08

MrVelox

2,974 posts

217 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Well if you work for the TSA in America you can steal my cigarettes from my luggage....

Ferg

15,242 posts

287 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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MikeyT said:
But you get to look important I suppose ... ie he got a uniform and a hat, and a bade and a walkie-talkie thing ...
Awesome. I always wanted a bade.

DJFish

6,017 posts

293 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Believe you have to do several years of boring VAT work to kill off your sense of humour before you're allowed on the rummage squads.

Nicki W

253 posts

229 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Finlandia said:
Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.
Give me a clue.
Tilbury Docks.

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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ALawson said:
Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.

Edited by Baby Huey on Saturday 11th October 11:08
Have a rofl
WHOOSH!!!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Saturday 11th October 2008
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Nicki W said:
Finlandia said:
Baby Huey said:
SimonV8ster said:
sniff diesel said:
Dover Nige is.
Where does he work ?
Have a guess.
Give me a clue.
Tilbury Docks.
I'm guessing here...

Is he called Ben and does he work in Nige...?