What song would a potential partner HAVE to like...

[Landlord]

... to get in your pants.


For me;

Pressure Drop - The Specials (version in particular)
My My My - Armand Van Helden.
Going Back to my roots - Richie Haven.
Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder.
Young Hearts Run Free - Candi Staton.
Miss You - The Rolling Stones.


If they didn't - I'd HAVE to dump them (post-coital

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[elle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXweUjc6zc

[elle]

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

[Landlord]

elle said:

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

Too far unfortunately!!

[elle]

Landlord said:

elle said:

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

Too far unfortunately!!

[Justayellowbadge]

Landlord said:

elle said:

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

Too far gone unfortunately!!

Want to buy some leatherette effect chesterfields?

EFA.

[Justayellowbadge]

Too far?

[Landlord]

Justayellowbadge said:

Too far?

Nope. Fair-ly accurate.

[Landlord]

elle said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Landlord said:

elle said:

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

Too far gone unfortunately!!

Want to buy some leatherette effect chesterfields?

EFA.

My best bud thought you had gone to bed

Nope. I'm still... Oh.

I'll just... be over there. When you two. You know.

[Justayellowbadge]

elle said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Landlord said:

elle said:

Where's your pub? I'm on my way

Too far gone unfortunately!!

Want to buy some leatherette effect chesterfields?

EFA.

My best bud thought you had gone to bed

Trust me, when I go to bed, you'll know.

Mainly because you'll have to move over, and tell the 3 Haitian dwarves to leave.

[Landlord]

May I ask how elle knows you and just how she's realised you to be that catch what thereof you are?


Just to let you know elle; whilst JAYB might have a full, nay, luxurious, head of hair - I am immeasurably more hetrosexual.

[deadslow]

Any room for me and/or my pet baboon?

[Justayellowbadge]

elle said:

We're sharing?

Ideally, but I'm very giving. As long as you are sated, I'm happy.

[Landlord]

deadslow said:

Any room for me and/or my pet baboon?

Hmmm. Said Baboon. What's she like on anal?

[deadslow]

Landlord said:

deadslow said:

Any room for me and/or my pet baboon?

Hmmm. Said Baboon. What's she like on anal?

He's a giver, and very enthusiastic.

[Justayellowbadge]

Landlord said:

deadslow said:

Any room for me and/or my pet baboon?

Hmmm. Said Baboon. What's she like on anal?

I'm no longer allowed to comment. I'll PM you her solicitor's details.

Trust me, If you think you've had wild?

She's livid.

[XJSJohn]

good to see the alcohol flowing nicely through the halls of the Pie and Piston !!!

[catmartin]

They will need to like Pachelbel's Canon as I want it at my wedding!

And Faithless - Music Matters...I can't help but dance like a mentalist when that comes on in a club!

[Landlord]

deadslow said:

Landlord said:

deadslow said:

Any room for me and/or my pet baboon?

Hmmm. Said Baboon. What's she like on anal?

He's a giver, and very enthusiastic.

Entusiastic I'm OK with - so long as it's senstitive. You know. Some foreplay an'at. What's he like at kissing?

[Landlord]

catmartin said:

They will need to like Pachelbel's Canon as I want it at my wedding!

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