Benerfits arnt as much as youse guys says yer kno!
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I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Clearly fraudulent post.Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
It's 'nuffink' not 'nothing'.
Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
So you missed the spelling lessons, but were attentive in grammar. 3/10 must try harder.Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Poledriver said:
Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Actually, there are probably richer pickings in Dewsbury. They probably have much bigger plasma tellys and they'll all be down the bookies/pub/chippyBest place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
johnfm said:
Poledriver said:
Nice one John.
Best place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Actually, there are probably richer pickings in Dewsbury. They probably have much bigger plasma tellys and they'll all be down the bookies/pub/chippyBest place for a new plasma is down the posh area, wait till they've gone down the pub on a Saturday nite, then you 'n your mates can nip in a few windows and get loads of stash innit. It's not as if they're poor, they don't even need benefits, and their insurance will cover it!
Ineedbenerfitts said:
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
This one do?V8mate said:
Ineedbenerfitts said:
I just startd readin on this web place, cos I like cars n stuff - I hae a reall cool Astra with big wheels nad stuff.
Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
Clearly fraudulent post.Anyways, youse guys keep picking on us peopel on benerfits all th time. I need benerfits. I wasn't good at school and would loose concentartion in lessons and stuff. Anyways, I have ADHD and have to look after my old mum, who can barely make it to the bookies in her motor wheelchair - its not powerfull enuf as she's really heavy cos of her diabeets and that.
Anyway, life aint all htat goo. Sure, we get us rent paid and sky and money to look after mum and the 6 kids but we didnt get no bonusss or nothing and at least we're not 'bailed out' like the bankss. we don't get any taxpayers money - just the benerfits and rent.
Anyway, we need another plasma telly for the third sky+ box. Anyone know wot the best one is?
It's 'nuffink' not 'nothing'.
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