WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!

[Moose1978]

.....I've just agreed to a 'Sexual Health' test next week!! ....am I fucng nuts!

...I am fucng right in my head! 2 basrd hours it takes!!!!

[Vesuvius 996]

Moose1978 said:

.....I've just agreed to a 'Sexual Health' test next week!! ....am I fucng nuts!

...I am fucng right in my head! 2 basrd hours it takes!!!!

Who asked you? Your doris?

[B.J.W]

Moose1978 said:

.....I've just agreed to a 'Sexual Health' test next week!! ....am I fucng nuts!

...I am fucng right in my head! 2 basrd hours it takes!!!!

Why?

Where have you been?

What did you touch?

What have you done?

[chunkymonkey71]

And at least an hour of that is the anal probe...

[filski666]

2 hours for a swab down the jap's eye and a couple of blood tests?

do they give you a lecture and free lunch as well at Bupa or something??

[Seight_Returns]

Is that the one where they poke around inside your penis with a wire brush ?

[mitzy]

You got the clap ?

[bigmac146]

your maud doesnt trust you?

[Famous Graham]

Seight_Returns said:

Is that the one where they poke around inside your penis with a wire brush ?

No, fish hooks.

[Vesuvius 996]

mitzy said:

You got the clap ?

I reckon his doris thinks he's playing away.

[filski666]

...or are you talking some kind of written exam for part of a medical qualification?

(apologies if I originally assumed you were seeing if you had the galloping nob rot or somethhing)

[roboxm3]

I still get goosebumps when I think about the cotton bud reaching the base of my penis....yes that's internally....enjoy it, won't you!!

Edited by roboxm3 on Wednesday 15th October 16:30

[largerandrock]

There not that bad! i had to have one done when my left bk wouldnt stop hurting! Plus you get loads of free comdoms!

[mitzy]

Vesuvius 996 said:

mitzy said:

You got the clap ?

I reckon his doris thinks he's playing away.

Give it two weeks and his knob will have fallen off anyway

job done

[tomTVR]

chunkymonkey71 said:

And at least an hour of that is the anal probe...

Dont they stick the anal probe where i think they do?

[Maxf]

Just remember 'it wasn't me - it must have been you, you filthy cow'.

Repeat and eventually she'll believe it.

[filski666]

roboxm3 said:

I still get goosebumps when I think about the cotton bud reaching the base of my penis....yes that's internally....enjoy it won't you!!

yours can't be very long if it reached the base.... it only goes in a little way!

[Timmy35]

roboxm3 said:

I still get goosebumps when I think about the cotton bud reaching the base of my penis....yes that's internally....enjoy it won't you!!

WTF do they do that for? Punishment?

[Stu R]

largerandrock said:

There not that bad! i had to have one done when my left bk wouldnt stop hurting! Plus you get loads of free comdoms!

Stop trapping your bks in them and they might not hurt anymore.

[mark69sheer]

Don't try asking the nurse for a date while she has a cotton bud down your japs eye.
She was cute but surprisingly turned down my offer for a meal out..??