Natural Born Sellers - for the love of God...
Natural Born Sellers - for the love of God...
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adycav

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7,615 posts

247 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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ITV1 now - this may have been discussed on here but I've never seen it before (the programme or the discussion).

I cannot tell if this programme is a pretty clever satire or an honest portrayal of the biggest shower of st I have ever seen.

These people are truly repellent.

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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Pretty - no
Clever - no
Satire - no

The other thing you said yes


wainy

800 posts

273 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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That Thea wants her head smacking in!! She reckons she is all that, yet she is just a bit of a slapper who tries to sell things with her "sex appeal" yeah right!

adycav

Original Poster:

7,615 posts

247 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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Did she say she was 31? Looks a bit 'worn' for that age.

Slow Eddie

1,700 posts

238 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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To be fair there are a few people on the show that look like they work hard and are making the most of their poor education. That Thea sort is bloody outrageous, she uses her body to get a sale, that being the case why don't we just use a better looking girl with bigger boobs to sell limos.

Carpie

1,119 posts

225 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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http://www.itv.com/Entertainment/reality/sellers/N...

None of them would ever be working for me, based purely on appearance alone. They look like the kind of st-suited types I avoid. Look at Scott with his tyre fitter 'wet look gel' hair, knob. Wants to retire at 30, yeah right pal, wise up.

"When you’re pretty it helps when you’re a customer, it’s easier to be sold something by someone who’s easy on the eye.” What the fk, she's a squint minging version of Rebecca Loos, and what the fk has she got around her neck?

EDLT

15,421 posts

236 months

Thursday 16th October 2008
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I do like the vague description of Scott's job:
Occupation: Business partner in own Internet based sales venture.
Like an Ebay shop?

sultanbrown

5,740 posts

261 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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adycav said:
Did she say she was 31? Looks a bit 'worn' for that age.
Wearing a choker?
Probably hiding his Adam's apple. I call ladyboy.

wildoliver

9,310 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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It was shocking that fatty voted Scott off though only to keep Gavin the deal prevention officer. I mean it's not like the lardy waste of space is going to make it in to the final 2 anyway and now they have 2 wastes of spaces holding the 2 people who can sell back.

Agreed on Thea though she would be sacked inside the week (although to be honest I can't imagine she would be any different on interview.

The oldish bloke from Essex is the best salesman there, but he's just a career salesman.

SGirl

7,924 posts

291 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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adycav said:
Did she say she was 31? Looks a bit 'worn' for that age.
Did she say she was pretty?! In whose book?

This woman is delusional. Oh, and not 31/32 either.

Edited by SGirl on Friday 17th October 11:05

R360

4,506 posts

236 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I was quite surprised to see Scott go last night, but he was pretty arrogant.

TIGA84

5,592 posts

261 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I've not seen it, but wtf????

http://www.itv.com/Entertainment/reality/sellers/N...

Is she related to Malcolm McDowell? (that is the bloke from A Clockwork Orange right?............)

Hideous.


lawrence567

7,507 posts

220 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Didnt watch it, but looked on the ITV site, THEA is no way a woman i'm sorry.
"It's" got to be hiding cock & balls somewhere down below!

PhilLL

1,123 posts

230 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Watched a couple of episodes and being in sales it made me cringe. These aren't serious sales people. 3 of them met their new boss chewing gum in their ill-fitting suits FFS.

That hatchet faced swamp donkey is seriously dillusional. Sure - sex can sell, but I wouldn't touch her with someone else's stunt c0ck.

TheCaseAce

700 posts

241 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I love this program smile

Yes, Thea is a prison faced bh.

"Nobody else has my incredible sex appeal" hurl Her flirting is so horrifically fake it makes me queasy.

"Awright Treacle HA HA HA HA Look at this darling HA HAA HAA HAAAAA HA"

I think she's got really low self esteem - hence the constant tide of bullst to big herself up.

Shame Scott left - he was a bit of a bellend of course, but a good salesman at times. He had a lot of drive and motivation to get the deal.

chris_w666

22,655 posts

229 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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This program has done nothing to dispell the myth that salemen and women are all just basically chavs in suits.

Would you seriously buy a product from someone that didn't understand it?

wildoliver

9,310 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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chris_w666 said:
This program has done nothing to dispell the myth that salemen and women are all just basically chavs in suits.

Would you seriously buy a product from someone that didn't understand it?
Best saleswoman I knew had about as much car knowledge as the average gherkin, and she sold cars like nothing on earth. It helped that she was pretty and dizzy but came across as innocent, women bought off her because they trusted her and men bought because they wanted to bed her!

Sex does sell and women have a major advantage, but it helps if you actually come across as being nice. It isn't the product your selling but yourself!

playerone

872 posts

240 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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I shudder watching it. I have worked with a version of everybody on there over the last few years. Never again.

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

239 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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Tanny alert! yikes





RUN!!!

wildoliver

9,310 posts

246 months

Friday 17th October 2008
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To be honest based on that pic I'd bang it.

It isn't her looks but her personality that turns me right off, seriously half an hour locked in a room and I'd be using her head to knock the door down.