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So when the time comes for backs against walls you know who will be going first. So to start:
People who stand in doorways having conversations. Especially shop doorways where you might be carrying heavy goods. The next time it happens I will go fill a trolley up with the heaviest items possible and BREAK THEIR f
kING ANKLES. GRRRRRR.
Secondly:
People who park next to you in the car park, despite the fact you parked as far away as possible from the shop entrance and the car park is fairly empty. Not only that they park so close it's difficult to even get in. THERE ARE A HUNDRED OTHER USEFUL SPACES. PISS OFF AND DON'T PARK NEXT TO ME! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
This is just the start - there are many more out there I am sure. HMPH.
People who stand in doorways having conversations. Especially shop doorways where you might be carrying heavy goods. The next time it happens I will go fill a trolley up with the heaviest items possible and BREAK THEIR f
kING ANKLES. GRRRRRR.Secondly:
People who park next to you in the car park, despite the fact you parked as far away as possible from the shop entrance and the car park is fairly empty. Not only that they park so close it's difficult to even get in. THERE ARE A HUNDRED OTHER USEFUL SPACES. PISS OFF AND DON'T PARK NEXT TO ME! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
This is just the start - there are many more out there I am sure. HMPH.
Edited by xiphias on Tuesday 21st October 10:02
3. People who sit on the bus having a conversation into their mobile phone for half an hour at a volume ensuring everyone on the bus knows their social plans for the evening.
4. People who dawdle when walking through station concourses
5. Groups of people who walk 4 / 5 abreast thereby blocking the entire pavement
4. People who dawdle when walking through station concourses
5. Groups of people who walk 4 / 5 abreast thereby blocking the entire pavement
People in car parks who put things on your bonnet. (someone did it to mine last week, I've got a VERY large repair bill coming up).
MLM's
Brake testers
Tailgaters
The Labour Party
Muslim Extremists
Prious drivers
Chavs
(back later with the rest!)
MLM's
Brake testers
Tailgaters
The Labour Party
Muslim Extremists
Prious drivers
Chavs
(back later with the rest!)
Edited by Poledriver on Tuesday 21st October 10:06
Justayellowbadge said:
xiphias said:
I'm only just warming up.
I, for one, can't wait.Do you think you could fit in Garden centres somewhere? Perhaps people who do soduko on the train? Guildford?
The clinking of tea cups by old people in garden centre cafes (with the thermostat set to maximum) has a special section of hell put aside for it.
Can't comment on Guildford having never been there but seen enough of it on the tv to perhaps understand.
Struggling to understand how sudoku is offensive.
People who feel the need to suck the spittle in their mouth all the time, and make awful hawking noises whilst concentrating. And answer the phone with their mouth full of food and chomp down the phone to you. And people who pick their teeth with paper clips then put them back in the communal paperclip box. Or office workers who spend ALL day eating but in a way that makes a pig look refined.
I could go on..
I could go on..
People who take 3 minutes to get out of, or get in, a lift.
The door opens, they fking gawk at the door and the lift like its a spaceship and pause to think about getting in/out and decide that for some reason the lift doors wont shut on them until they're in, and then act surprised when it starts to shut on them.
Or they walk half way out of a lift, stopping right in the doorway to look left and right and work out what way to go, peering round the doorway like a snipers out there. Just walk quickly out once the doors are open and then stand and work out which way to go where people will hate you less than i do.
The door opens, they f
king gawk at the door and the lift like its a spaceship and pause to think about getting in/out and decide that for some reason the lift doors wont shut on them until they're in, and then act surprised when it starts to shut on them.Or they walk half way out of a lift, stopping right in the doorway to look left and right and work out what way to go, peering round the doorway like a snipers out there. Just walk quickly out once the doors are open and then stand and work out which way to go where people will hate you less than i do.
People who use the office bog and overlook the toilet brush is there for a reason. Mingers
Aggressive cyclists who don't have the balls to back up there shouting when you catch up with them after THEY did the red light.
Bakers shops. Where do they find the people who work there? I want serving now so please stop talking you old bints.
Und and ist users in threads.
People who are deliberately obtuse. We know you understand the point, so answer it. Your trying to be clever makes you look an ar*e.
Aggressive cyclists who don't have the balls to back up there shouting when you catch up with them after THEY did the red light.
Bakers shops. Where do they find the people who work there? I want serving now so please stop talking you old bints.
Und and ist users in threads.
People who are deliberately obtuse. We know you understand the point, so answer it. Your trying to be clever makes you look an ar*e.
The pinnacle of the down fall of society.johnnywb said:
3. People who sit on the bus having a conversation into their mobile phone for half an hour at a volume ensuring everyone on the bus knows their social plans for the evening.
4. People who dawdle when walking through station concourses
5. Groups of people who walk 4 / 5 abreast thereby blocking the entire pavement
Agree with all of these.4. People who dawdle when walking through station concourses
5. Groups of people who walk 4 / 5 abreast thereby blocking the entire pavement
Also those people who just stop in the middle of the road to let their mates out the car - its the middle of the f
king road numpty, at least pull over in an area where the traffic can continue to flowGassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff