What is a "Kerry Katona"?

[tinman0]

I have no idea who this person is. Where did she come from? Why is she famous? What did she screw to become famous?

All I seem to see in celebrity columns is Kerry this, Kerry that yet I have no idea who the feck she is.

Is she an oxygen thief?

[G'kar]

She was one third of a pioneering team of researchers attempting to create the world's first fissionable feline.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Best not knowing.

[V8mate]

She's an alien. From the future.

[mgtony]

She is the one responsible for all the problems in Iceland.

[OJ]

G'kar said:

first fissionable feline.

More likely a fusionable feline... She seems dense enough

[Mc Lovin]

could this not have been asked on the other thread?

[Simpo Two]

Were it not for the cult of celebrity, she'd be an pleasant but dim assistant on the perfume counter in Debenhams.

[V8mate]

Simpo Two said:

Were it not for the cult of celebrity, she'd be an pleasant but dim assistant on the perfume counter in Debenhams.

In fairness (prepares to be shot down) she was in a reasonably successful pop group.

[Zod]

Horror pig.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Zod said:

Horror pig.

Total oxygen theif, munter type thing, out of the same pod as Jade 'fkwit' Goody

[chevykevv]

V8mate said:

Simpo Two said:

Were it not for the cult of celebrity, she'd be an pleasant but dim assistant on the perfume counter in Debenhams.

In fairness (prepares to be shot down) she was in a reasonably successful pop group.

Didn't they sing "you can touch my hole again"??
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lDIQGmglFW8

[missy-a-k]

Replaced by fitter blonde



to become



=

Poor career move



Plus salt in the wound as ex husband is now with the lovely delta goodrem:


Wounded

Edited by missy-a-k on Thursday 23 October 10:40

[RVVUNM]

Proper set of tat's on her though!

[sleep envy]

atomic kitten = trigger's broom

[Chris_w666]

The irony is that she now has at least 2 threads on the first few pages of the P&P. Proving that even though most disapprove of the bint her face and name will be spread for years until someone pops a cap in her ass, and lets face it there is a certainty that it won't be the first thing popped up there.

[Mr POD]

Is she from the Warrington, Widnes and Runcorn, Minger Triangle?

If you've met girls from that area, you'll know that the pollutants from the chemical industry have not been kind to them.

[Chris_w666]

sleep envy said:

atomic kitten = trigger's broom

I've just spat on my screen.

[Mc Lovin]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

Zod said:

Horror pig.

Total oxygen theif, munter type thing, out of the same pod as Jade 'fkwit' Goody

Jesus, no wonder she's pissed up as soon as she wakes up, i dont think i could cope with that kind of hate either!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Mc Lovin said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

Zod said:

Horror pig.

Total oxygen theif, munter type thing, out of the same pod as Jade 'fkwit' Goody

Jesus, no wonder she's pissed up as soon as she wakes up, i dont think i could cope with that kind of hate either!

Why? she makes money out of being a total attention seeking , gets what she deserves imo