ideas for an 18 year old

[DBSV8]

Not me...........my Nephew , his 18th is in Nov
a bit of a petrol head , facinated by the Porsche 917 .....any ideas
for a good gift .....

[GingerWizard]

a Porsche 917?

Sorry being silly,,,,, looooonnnnggggggg night shift. Get him a couple of laps in a 'hot' porker..... (that is if he is into fat birds!)

[Trooper2]

A Porsche 956, which was even better!

...preparing to get reamed by the old farts that are even older than me and are willing to post up graphs and charts an' stuff..

[Trooper2]

GingerWizard said:

a Porsche 917?

Sorry being silly,,,,, looooonnnnggggggg night shift. Get him a couple of laps in a 'hot' porker..... (that is if he is into fat birds!)

My alternate reply was 'a cheap bottle of red wine and a hooker with big tits and a small Porsche T-shirt'..

how come bhing gets censored and tits doesn't.....oh well.

What does bh mean in British English? over here it's a female Canid, sort of!? ...

has Vixpy complained!?...

[Road Pest]

Trooper2 said:

My alternate reply was 'a cheap bottle of red wine and a hooker with big tits IN a small Porsche T-shirt'..

ETA if the hooker won't wash with the mum (not literally), then a track day would work. What's the budget?

Edited by Road Pest on Sunday 26th October 06:20

[DBSV8]

Road Pest said:

Trooper2 said:

My alternate reply was 'a cheap bottle of red wine and a hooker with big tits IN a small Porsche T-shirt'..

ETA if the hooker won't wash with the mum (not literally), then a track day would work. What's the budget?

Edited by Road Pest on Sunday 26th October 06:20

track day is a good idea ,,, he has no car or license yet so maybe go -kart racing .... based in Surrey , at a guess 100 quid ? budget

[Road Pest]

Karting is certainly a lot of fun, iirc up to about £50 a head round my way. Great if you can get a few people together to have the whole track for time trial and race, a group of us started going last year. Unfortunately I suffered from a nerve problem in my back/shoulders, which left them paralysed (partially), so that fooked it up a bit.

For the track day I was thinking more the red letter day type one. Afternoon in a lotus exige for example.

Edited by Road Pest on Sunday 26th October 06:42

[armynick]

Plenty of ideas on www.juliettesoflondon.com

[Fer]

armynick said:

Plenty of ideas on www.juliettesoflondon.com

Not sure we want to know where you found that link... Unless you are going to tell us that is you in picture 7?

[superkartracer]

go -kart racing? you mean Kart Racing

GO-Karts are for babies.

Real racing karts are very fast and will kill you if you don't have experience.

Book him into a day of Pro-Karting and Daytona, or sort him a private ICC test, that'll learn him

Edited by superkartracer on Sunday 26th October 10:31

[mattsayle]

Take him to a track day, sign him on as a passenger. It is great fun Proberly not as fun as driving but still great fun!

[Carpie]

armynick said:

Plenty of ideas on www.juliettesoflondon.com

For a friend's birthday I am getting him a London hotel room and a girl off there (or http://cosmopolitan-girls.com/london_gallery.htm) for a couple of hours.

About £500 for a time he won't forget. Nice one.

edit: Sorry, NSFW. Unless you work in a brothel and are recruiting.

Edited by Carpie on Sunday 26th October 13:04

[Twincharged]

Carpie said:

armynick said:

Plenty of ideas on www.juliettesoflondon.com

For a friend's birthday I am getting him a London hotel room and a girl off there (or http://cosmopolitan-girls.com/london_gallery.htm) for a couple of hours.

About £500 for a time he won't forget. Nice one.

Some NSFWs may be a good idea. I know it's kind of obvious what will be liked to, but still.

IBTL

[Road Pest]

Was just thinking that when the Mrs walked in just after clicking the link. Should also have NSFW (Wife)

[superkartracer]

Bookmarked for Ref.

[alman]

Some kinda driving experience thing, I had one for my 21st and it was great

[Road Pest]

superkartracer said:

Bookmarked for Ref.

I'm tempted to pop the link into the "suggestions for Christmas presents folder" this year. I'll either get a slap from one woman or a slap from two.

[NobleGuy]

Trooper2 said:

What does bh mean in British English? over here it's a female Canid, sort of!? ...

A female canid, and derogatory term aimed at women. We also call women dogs here.
You can probably guess it's not a compliment .

[armynick]

Carpie said:

armynick said:

Plenty of ideas on www.juliettesoflondon.com

For a friend's birthday I am getting him a London hotel room and a girl off there (or http://cosmopolitan-girls.com/london_gallery.htm) for a couple of hours.

About £500 for a time he won't forget. Nice one.

I've seen some of these girls myself, so email me if you want to know which ones to avoid and wich ones are worth a visit.

[armynick]

By the way, I've just looked as Cosmopolitan girls and those photos are fake. They've been taken from porn mags. I don't recognise one girl there from the London scene and the photos are too good. (like Playboy mag)

I didn't think I recognised the agency name. I would steer clear as you won't get what you think you're going to get.

I've seen some girls on Juliettes and the photos are pretty accurate, it's just that some girls are better at their work than others.

Does this make me a wicked person? lol