Jokes the bbc shouldnt air >>> Offensive

[tom2019]

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

[Eddh]

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Surely a disabled parking space is a good space? They are usually right at the front.

[Eric Mc]

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Hmm, lack of capital letters, poor spelling and incorrect punctuation.

Seems to fall within the expected demographic.

Edited by Eric Mc on Friday 31st October 13:55

[Eddh]

Eric Mc said:

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Hmm, lack of capital letters, poor spelling and incorrect punctuation.

Seems to fall within the expected demographic.

Edited by Eric Mc on Friday 31st October 13:55

Half term.

[BigLepton]

Eddh said:

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Surely a disabled parking space is a good space? They are usually right at the front.

Indeed and they are usually much wider so you can fling open the back doors without a care. . . . .

[blindswelledrat]

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!


What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Ive got one.

What do you and an educated, literate person have in common?

[10 Pence Short]

blindswelledrat said:

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!


What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Ive got one.

What do you and an educated, literate person have in common?

A nose like a cock?

[Don]

BigLepton said:

Indeed and they are usually much wider so you can fling open the back doors without a care. . . . .

Now that's PH for you...

[Pesty]

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!













What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Its a st joke but nothing worth complaining about.

But go tell it to somebody who has a daughter in a wheelchair. You may then understand why people complained about that unfunny tt Bland

[Don]

10 Pence Short said:

blindswelledrat said:

tom2019 said:

Don'tread of you are one of the people who wrote to the bbc complaining!


What do girls and parking sapces have in common ??

Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you ned to stick it in a disabled one


Any others???

Ive got one.

What do you and an educated, literate person have in common?

A nose like a cock?

Girls only wish.

[SpunkyMonkey]

I hate people who park in disabled spaces.


you know - mongs, spazzers, window lickers...

[Poledriver]

IBTL

[chunkymonkey71]

Guess I won't post the Gary Glitter joke on this thread then...

[southendpier]

Unlucky Tom, it looks like people here are too busy moaning and not able to read and understand the OP.

Miserable clowns.

[blindswelledrat]

Poledriver said:

IBTL

Why did you type that?
What were you hoping for?

[Eddh]

blindswelledrat said:

Poledriver said:

IBTL

Why did you type that?
What were you hoping for?

Regonition from the masses?

[tom2019]

Sorry i though people would have alot worse !

And looking back my typing is terrible !

[monthefish]

blindswelledrat said:

Poledriver said:

IBTL

Why did you type that?
What were you hoping for?

I'm gusssing thread locked and being pointed in the direction of the Sean Connery joke thread.

Isn't that what usually happens to 'joke-telling' threads?

[blindswelledrat]

monthefish said:

blindswelledrat said:

Poledriver said:

IBTL

Why did you type that?
What were you hoping for?

I'm gusssing thread locked and being pointed in the direction of the Sean Connery joke thread.

Isn't that what usually happens to 'joke-telling' threads?

Yes indeed. But that it not caused by typing "IBTL"
That is caused by a moderator locking it and typing things.
Thus he cannot have been hoping that typing that would result in that happening. There is no connection.
Do you see the mistake you made?

Edited by blindswelledrat on Friday 31st October 14:17

[BJG1]

Pesty said:

Its a st joke but nothing worth complaining about.

But go tell it to somebody who has a daughter in a wheelchair. You may then understand why people complained about that unfunny tt Bland

Brand is pretty funny at times tbf, his set at the Secret Policemans' ball was awesome.