I've lost count......
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So it's Saturday night, and Penny-lope has been stood up again!!!
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
t you men blether 
So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
- Oh the ex wife was rushed into hospital, and there was no one to look after ****
- Oh I got an offer I couldn't turn down, culling Bambi's
- Boss has changed my shifts
- Not much point spending just one day together
- Being with you is too good, and just makes me realise stuff
t you men blether So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
Well it wasn't a blow off, more a blow job - details to sordid for here though! 
Nevermind Penny you can join us in the X Factor thread, discussing tonights antics over a bottle of wine...and if there is no one to share that fine red wine with, well I'm here.
Penny, are you a red head? I always associate the name Penny with a redhead.
Nevermind Penny you can join us in the X Factor thread, discussing tonights antics over a bottle of wine...and if there is no one to share that fine red wine with, well I'm here.
Penny, are you a red head? I always associate the name Penny with a redhead.
Penny-lope said:
So it's Saturday night, and Penny-lope has been stood up again!!!
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
t you men blether
So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Perhaps there's something wrong with you.I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
- Oh the ex wife was rushed into hospital, and there was no one to look after ****
- Oh I got an offer I couldn't turn down, culling Bambi's
- Boss has changed my shifts
- Not much point spending just one day together
- Being with you is too good, and just makes me realise stuff
t you men blether So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
blueyes said:
Penny-lope said:
So it's Saturday night, and Penny-lope has been stood up again!!!
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
t you men blether
So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Perhaps there's something wrong with you.I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
- Oh the ex wife was rushed into hospital, and there was no one to look after ****
- Oh I got an offer I couldn't turn down, culling Bambi's
- Boss has changed my shifts
- Not much point spending just one day together
- Being with you is too good, and just makes me realise stuff
t you men blether So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
So no need for the coat grab
dan1981 said:
A woman at work was sent on a blind date with a guy from a different department....
She is at the bar, when he walks in, he moves over...
Him: "hi are you xxxx"
Her: "yeah"
Him "hmmm see ya"
at which point he turned round and walked back out.
Now that's harsh....I never have them leaving me on the spot at least She is at the bar, when he walks in, he moves over...
Him: "hi are you xxxx"
Her: "yeah"
Him "hmmm see ya"
at which point he turned round and walked back out.
Penny-lope said:
So it's Saturday night, and Penny-lope has been stood up again!!!
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
t you men blether
So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
You missed batteries of the shopping list I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
- Oh the ex wife was rushed into hospital, and there was no one to look after ****
- Oh I got an offer I couldn't turn down, culling Bambi's
- Boss has changed my shifts
- Not much point spending just one day together
- Being with you is too good, and just makes me realise stuff
t you men blether So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
Penny-lope said:
So it's Saturday night, and Penny-lope has been stood up again!!!
I just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
t you men blether
So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
I'm not sure how the 4th one down could be classed as bullsI just wonder what excuse I will get this time. In the last few months, from different guys, I have had.....
- Oh the ex wife was rushed into hospital, and there was no one to look after ****
- Oh I got an offer I couldn't turn down, culling Bambi's
- Boss has changed my shifts
- Not much point spending just one day together
- Being with you is too good, and just makes me realise stuff
t you men blether So am off to get a take away, a bottle of wine, and maybe even some chocolate too....
Oh and go on cheer me up....What's the worse blow off you've had?
t, seems perfectly honest to me!If there was going to be no overnight sausage hiding, what was the point
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