dirty little slapper

[SplatSpeed]

This is the story of someone i know who is not related to me!

this girl to piss off her farther gets to know this real ahole and decides she is going to marry him to spite her farther, spoilt bh!
Anyway she moves in with him in a tent in someones back garden and eventully they get a place in a house share, with the would be husbands best man.

the day of the wedding and the farther of the bride has refused to turn up but gives in and comes to his daughters wedding. so we are all there for an hour before the bride and best man turn up.

she was an hour late for her own wedding because, yes you guessed it she was doing the best man!

now the groom is a piece of work and probably deserves it as he knocks her about and she started doing his mate as he was inside for 6 months for abuse of the previous girlfriend, what a catch!

so anyway one day she has had enough and decides to run off with another mate and startup house and gets pregnant. Now you may not have realised this yet but all the people in this story have never worked!

so christmas comes and she is pregnant every thing is wonderfull and everyting is paid for and it all turns to st! Whilst doing the boyfriend on boxing day he has a brain hemmerage and is brain dead. she is distraut and is comforted by the friendly undertakers.

anyone see where this is going? after laying the boyfriend in the ground the undertaker proceeds to lay her. it wouldn't be so bad but the undertaker is married with 4 kids! and they proceed to have an affair in her council flat for many years.

now thats a story for the daily mail

[rich1231]

I am envious of the social circles you circulate within. They are without compare and humble the rest of us.

[_Batty_]

do you have her number?

[Emmapuma]

whats a farther?

[OJ]

rich1231 said:

I am envious of the social circles you circulate within. They are without compare and humble the rest of us.

I agree!

[NDA]

Which goes to show that romance is not dead.

[Emmapuma]

its like an episode of shameless

[SplatSpeed]

Emmapuma said:

whats a farther?

i will ask my dyslexia support group

[johnfm]

Has the peasant filter stopped working?

[dougc]

Emmapuma said:

whats a farther?

Like a Dad but a long way off.

[SplatSpeed]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

play nice

[rich1231]

johnfm said:

Has the peasant filter stopped working?

Yes.

[Plotloss]

SplatSpeed said:

now thats a story for the daily mail

So why not post it there rather than regaling the rest of us with 'Tales from the Council Estate'?

[Badgerboy]

SplatSpeed said:

Emmapuma said:

whats a farther?

i will ask my dyslexia support group

No need, my browser has a spell checker! So can you!

[LHDisbest]

Emmapuma said:

whats a farther?

You never seen Austin Powers: Goldmember?

I can only assume its a typo.....

[cloggy]

Plotloss said:

SplatSpeed said:

now thats a story for the daily mail

So why not post it there rather than regaling the rest of us with 'Tales from the Council Estate'?

Yep, we can always link it back to here.

[SplatSpeed]

Plotloss said:

SplatSpeed said:

now thats a story for the daily mail

So why not post it there rather than regaling the rest of us with 'Tales from the Council Estate'?

she didn't actually come from a coucil estate but a nice home, had all the advantages in life.

[Cara Van Man]

Emmapuma said:

whats a farther?

It's like a biological dad but a long way away.

[Morpeth]

Farther?

[elle]

SplatSpeed said:

This is the story of someone i know who is not related to me!

Are you sure about that?