Why don't Americans 'get' jokes???
Why don't Americans 'get' jokes???
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Callan.T89

Original Poster:

8,422 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Just spent a long weekend in Prague with a load of mates, stayed in a hostel that was full of bloody yanks (also some Canadians and Aussie's).

Spent most of the weekend winding them up with so much ease that it was actually embarrasing for us???

Why oh why don't the they realise that when somebody makes and outrageous or delibrately stupid statement it's mockery?

Most of the wind up's were based around Obama/Macain as they were all hippy/liberal types and loved Obama.

For instance I said "John Macain is definately going to win, everybody will vote for hime because he was the main charater in Die Hard (John Mclain)" This was met by much shouting and abuse from the yanks.... Not about the error in what I said just shouting that Obama was ahead in the polls. It's such a silly statement everybody else including some Canadians were laughing in the Yanks faces but the just insisted on getting loader and more angry about it.

Loads of this went on all weekend, it just became sad to watch.

Has anybody else found this? and does anybody know why it is?

Xenocide

4,286 posts

238 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Because they're fat.

I think that's the standard response isn't it?!

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Please remove the apostrophes...

Stu R

21,641 posts

245 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Perhaps they weren't funny? It's not really too big a stretch to imagine.

SS HSV

9,646 posts

288 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin

Stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

240 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!

slideways

4,101 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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slightly off topic but brazilians dont have a sence of humour either after i told this joke to one:
Lewis Hamilton F1 World champion,
The last time a brazilian got fked this bad by a brit was in stockwell tube station.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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slideways said:
slightly off topic but brazilians dont have a sence of humour either after i told this joke to one:
Lewis Hamilton F1 World champion,
The last time a brazilian got fked this bad by a brit was in stockwell tube station.
one wonders why

tomTVR

6,909 posts

271 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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An interesting article by Simon Pegg about the similarities between our humour and the yanks if anyone is interested.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2007/feb/10/comedy....

MrVelox

2,974 posts

217 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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tomTVR said:
An interesting article by Simon Pegg about the similarities between our humour and the yanks if anyone is interested.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2007/feb/10/comedy....
I'd click on the link but I'd be afraid my computer and mouse would try to organize.

slideways

4,101 posts

251 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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mickken said:
slideways said:
slightly off topic but brazilians dont have a sence of humour either after i told this joke to one:
Lewis Hamilton F1 World champion,
The last time a brazilian got fked this bad by a brit was in stockwell tube station.
Incorrect....

Met a lovely girl on Sat night, I was very drunk, she had one and I was awful!!
biglaugh

Callan.T89

Original Poster:

8,422 posts

223 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Yes, if you read my post you may have seen that I noted this in brackets

The Moose

23,677 posts

239 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
is that the one when she starts talking to get you to think she is talking about her man but then oh no - its these amazing damp proof, cut proof paper plates????

wow!

The Moose

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Callan.T89 said:
Just spent a long weekend in Prague with a load of mates, stayed in a hostel that was full of bloody yanks (also some Canadians and Aussie's).

Spent most of the weekend winding them up with so much ease that it was actually embarrasing for us???

Why oh why don't the they realise that when somebody makes and outrageous or delibrately stupid statement it's mockery?

Most of the wind up's were based around Obama/Macain as they were all hippy/liberal types and loved Obama.

For instance I said "John Macain is definately going to win, everybody will vote for hime because he was the main charater in Die Hard (John Mclain)" This was met by much shouting and abuse from the yanks.... Not about the error in what I said just shouting that Obama was ahead in the polls. It's such a silly statement everybody else including some Canadians were laughing in the Yanks faces but the just insisted on getting loader and more angry about it.

Loads of this went on all weekend, it just became sad to watch.

Has anybody else found this? and does anybody know why it is?
You answered your own question. Because you were engaging with hippie/liberal types who like Obama. hehe

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
Laziest? scratchchin Funny, we are consistently listed as the hardest working nation, putting in the most hours. Perhaps what you call laziness is seen as time-savings measures since we work so damn long.

Stigmundfreud

22,454 posts

240 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Jimbeaux said:
Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
Laziest? scratchchin Funny, we are consistently listed as the hardest working nation, putting in the most hours. Perhaps what you call laziness is seen as time-savings measures since we work so damn long.
jimmybob jnr, hours in does not equate to output. You guys work stupid hours because of the American dream. Just because you work more hours does not mean you are harder working. In fact you could argue that if you could do the job better you could work less hours, say 38 hours a week and then perhaps get 25 days holiday as a basic option.

But I forgive you for your country gave us the LSx and thats enough to raise you above Afghanistan in terms of quality exports (just)

Jimbeaux

33,791 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Stigmundfreud said:
Jimbeaux said:
Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
Laziest? scratchchin Funny, we are consistently listed as the hardest working nation, putting in the most hours. Perhaps what you call laziness is seen as time-savings measures since we work so damn long.
jimmybob jnr, hours in does not equate to output. You guys work stupid hours because of the American dream. Just because you work more hours does not mean you are harder working. In fact you could argue that if you could do the job better you could work less hours, say 38 hours a week and then perhaps get 25 days holiday as a basic option.

But I forgive you for your country gave us the LSx and thats enough to raise you above Afghanistan in terms of quality exports (just)
You said laziness, output/quality arguments are another thing altogether. Lazy we are not; keep your arguments on target.
If our export quality puts us just above Afganistan that places the UK on par with the dark side of the Moon. hehe

Trooper2

6,676 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Xenocide said:
Because they're fat.

I think that's the standard response isn't it?!
If you would have added 'and stupid' I would have given you a... +1......biggrin

BigLepton

5,042 posts

231 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Jimbeaux said:
Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
Laziest? scratchchin Funny, we are consistently listed as the hardest working nation, putting in the most hours. Perhaps what you call laziness is seen as time-savings measures since we work so damn long.
No you're not:

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/lab_hou_wor-labo...

You just talk about it more! biggrin

Trooper2

6,676 posts

261 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Stigmundfreud said:
SS HSV said:
mickken said:
I think you'll find it was McLain and not McCain.....
Hmm oven chips lick

Is that why Americans are fat scratchchin
ibtl

no, they are fat because they are the laziest nation on earth. One example advert I saw on my recent trip to the land of the Fat was some woman advertising paper plates as an alternate to normal plates. The catch was it enabled her to spend more time with her children than she would otherwise have if she had to wipe them then put them in the dish washer!
Seek help, asshole!