A man goes to the post office to mail a Snooker cue. The guy behind the counter measures it and says, "This cue is 1.3 Metres long, we only allow objects up to 1 Metre length to be sent".
The guy goes away, and returns in one hour with the same cue and gets it sent.
Went in with a baseball bat & hit the bertie big potatos behind the counter in the bks with said baseball bat, he then post it for him free of charge regardless of size.
Went in with a baseball bat & hit the bertie big potatos behind the counter in the bks with said baseball bat, he then post it for him free of charge regardless of size.
Is this before you asked him if they had any books on how to mix two stroke?