Inventions that make you look like a bit of a T*T

[Cap'n Custud]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7719369.stm

The stupidest most titty looking invention I have ever seen!

[10 Pence Short]

That could end up being one painful hard-on.

[tricky69]

10 Pence Short said:

That could end up being one painful hard-on.

I don't the inventors had in mind what you are planning by the sounds of it....

[V8mate]

Looks like one which, with slight modification, could be a hit with the ladies!

[krap]

Looks even more gayer than the Bluetooth ear piece

[Simpo Two]

Seems like they're struggling to invent something... anything...

[Mars]

Can't see why it needs to be a "robotic" item there. Surely just a sprung set of legs attached to a saddle would do the job of taking the weight off your own legs. Nothing remotely "robotic" about that.

The principle of the idea's quite good though.

[LHDisbest]

krap said:

Looks even more gayer than the Bluetooth ear piece

Nothing is gayer than a bluetooth earpiece.

HTH

[BoRED S2upid]

Would be a big hit in America I would imagine those lazy fat wasters, instead of sitting on shop mobility carts because your legs are too weak to carry your immense bulk use one of these contraptions. People are still going to point and call you fatty though.

[Olf]

Mobile phone belt holster.

[rhinochopig]

The Amstrad E-Mail phone. I win.

[elster]

Mars said:

Can't see why it needs to be a "robotic" item there. Surely just a sprung set of legs attached to a saddle would do the job of taking the weight off your own legs. Nothing remotely "robotic" about that.

The principle of the idea's quite good though.

No it is a terrible idea.

I have 2 legs already, why do I need to strap on some super legs.

I can honestly say I have never been in a situation where I have needed super legs

[Orb the Impaler]

Olf said:

Mobile phone belt holster.

Bzzzzt! Mobile phone *shoulder* holster

I know a bloke who worked in sales and he was expected to wear one provided by his employer. He felt such a pillock.

[jesta1865]

i give it 6 months before elf and safety have all factory and shop workers in them, and 12 before they make you fit reversing beepers and that stupid 'i am reversing message'

[Mc Lovin]

Thats got to hurt your package, imagine getting your satchal caught between that thing and your leg.....

[TonyHetherington]

I think that's a superb idea.

[10 Pence Short]

TonyHetherington said:

I think that's a superb idea.

That's you in that video, isn't it.

[Mars]

elster said:

Mars said:

Can't see why it needs to be a "robotic" item there. Surely just a sprung set of legs attached to a saddle would do the job of taking the weight off your own legs. Nothing remotely "robotic" about that.

The principle of the idea's quite good though.

No it is a terrible idea.

I have 2 legs already, why do I need to strap on some super legs.

I can honestly say I have never been in a situation where I have needed super legs

Which means these aren't targetted at you.

I haven't ever needed to own a gun, a top hat, sheep, Cheshire, a theme park, or some artifacts from Skylab, but it doesn't make them any less valid.

[Mc Lovin]

10 Pence Short said:

TonyHetherington said:

I think that's a superb idea.

That's you in that video, isn't it.

[BiggusLaddus]

Mc Lovin said:

Thats got to hurt your package, imagine getting your satchal caught between that thing and your leg.....

Has to have been invented by a feminist.

Will Honda they provide w@nk rooms to try to prevent injuries to the inevitable hard-on, from having a saddle rubbing against your nob all day?