DO NOT read this if you are offended by racist/sick jokes

[Hoppy2008]

just checking.....

[_Batty_]

Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground

Q: How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
A: The hotdogs all taste like st!



In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.



Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

[schmalex]

What do the Americans think they are better then the English?










Whereas we put our spades in the shed, they put theirs in the White House.

[Don]

I'm not offended by sick jokes. Even racist ones might be OK - if they are funny!

Sadly most aren't and are either insulting or an insult to intelligence.

[Don]

_Batty_ said:

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

Now you see. Sick as it can get. But, crucially, is funny. Laughing at such a joke says nothing about ones empathy for the victims of such tradegies or about one's approval/disapproval of such weapons.

[neil_bolton]

I doubt anyone will be reading this thread as they'll all be reading the Sean Connery thread instead for their daily joke intake...