"Love handles."......
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Wacky Racer

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41,362 posts

277 months

Nervus

162 posts

231 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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You don't say?

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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Best get you signed up to the gym as well then Wacky. hehe

cougargirl

460 posts

217 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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Oh for heaven's sake, even I can work that one out.

I'm in the wrong job, I could write a report saying all that.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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We all die eventually, be it of ample love handles or a bullet to the head, when your times up...

Why we have to be told about all the ways we could possibly die is beyond me, i thought life was about living rather than constantly worrying about how to prelong the pain of supporting the tts in office.

shadowninja

80,071 posts

312 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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There-in lies the problem. It's not fat people. It's people with a little bit of fat.

jesta1865

3,453 posts

239 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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cougargirl said:
Oh for heaven's sake, even I can work that one out.

I'm in the wrong job, I could write a report saying all that.
flippin right, i want one of these jobs where you sit around for 5 years and write a report at the end stating the bleeding obvious, and getting paid for the privilege.

i think i will write my report on the fact i think there is a statistical link between men to drink loads of pints and need to piddle a lot.

good grief.

ewenm

28,506 posts

275 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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Lots of people will be slightly overweight and avoid getting any heavier by controlling their diet. People should be encouraged to exercise for it's own sake - the health benefits go far further than just burning some fat.

mechsympathy

58,692 posts

285 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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shadowninja said:
There-in lies the problem. It's not fat people. It's people with a little bit of fat.
yesAnd specifically a little bit of fat around their waists.

turbobloke

117,218 posts

290 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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As the old guy said when he got HMTQ's telegram at 100, if he'd known he was going to live so long he'd have taken more care of himself.

Plenty of people with no fat on their waist go toes up. Should one of us write a report about it - nah, enjoy life isntead.

turbobloke

117,218 posts

290 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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Then again, what fee would we get for "Being Alive Seriously Increases the Chances of Dying"?

turbobloke

117,218 posts

290 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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Might as well post up another gem of an idea "Worry After Reading Reports on Health Issues Can Increase Risk of Death"

maxrider

2,481 posts

266 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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mechsympathy said:
shadowninja said:
There-in lies the problem. It's not fat people. It's people with a little bit of fat.
yesAnd specifically a little bit of fat around their waists.
And where does fat start to settle first, your neck? What a complete load of bks.

kambites

71,499 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th November 2008
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maxrider said:
mechsympathy said:
shadowninja said:
There-in lies the problem. It's not fat people. It's people with a little bit of fat.
yesAnd specifically a little bit of fat around their waists.
And where does fat start to settle first, your neck? What a complete load of bks.
Depends massively on the person.