Classic Headline

[Chrispy Porker]

Put some petrol in the car this morning and glanced at the newspapers on the rack outside the garage.

'CELEB JUNGLE LESBIAN ROMP' leapt out at me from the Star.

I got to thinking, what other one word would you add to make the most lurid headline possible ?

I nominate 'NAZI'

Or possibly 'BROWN IN '

[shirt]

'killer'

[hornetrider]

Quadraplegic

[ofcorsa]

Immigrant

[furtive]

[davemac250]

Snuff

[Terminator]

Chrispy Porker said:

what other one word would you add ....

Or possibly 'BROWN IN '

That's two words. Stand in the corner......

'Orgy' normally gets my attention.

[Chrispy Porker]

Terminator said:

Chrispy Porker said:

what other one word would you add ....

Or possibly 'BROWN IN '

That's two words. Stand in the corner......

'Orgy' normally gets my attention.

Sorry, no, 'Orgy' has been implied by 'romp'. No sense in labouring the point.

[Terminator]

Chrispy Porker said:

No sense in labouring the point.

Sense? This is PH on a Friday!

[V8S]

Corpse

[merc_man]

ER SUIT Free with this issue.

[scorp]

Nazi.

For the sheer 'oh noes' of it. Why the hell are people still so afraid of Nazis, or anything remotely connected to them (e.g. fancy dress).

[jammy_basturd]

Baby?

[Nobaccymaccy]

Join


might not be more lurid ,but would grab your attention

[furtive]

[rfn]

furtive said:

Ace!

[carter711]

I've seen quite a few headlines in the city recently that go along the lines of:

'10,000 JOBS AXED IN CITY BLOODBATH'


Bloodbath?!

Edited by carter711 on Friday 14th November 13:36

[OllieWinchester]

I posted this in the local paper thread, and I swear it is true. The local free newspaper ran a story about peoples displeasure at plans to erect a mobile phone mast in a residential area. Their headline?



Mast Debate All Over Town

[carmonk]

HEADLESS CELEB JUNGLE NAKED LESBIAN STUNNER ROMP SHOCK HORROR PROBE TERROR VERDICT

[carter711]

OllieWinchester said:

I posted this in the local paper thread, and I swear it is true. The local free newspaper ran a story about peoples displeasure at plans to erect a mobile phone mast in a residential area. Their headline?



Mast Debate All Over Town

They could have gone for

Mast Debate Over Erection