what would win in a fight

[clarkmagpie]

a hamster

or

a budgie?

[anonymous-user]

[Gun]

I think the Budgie would take it, I recon they fight dirty.

[TheEnd]

i was about to say hamster from it's rodent heritage, but i don't think they have useful biting teeth, so the budgie then for me.

[deevlash]

hamster due to superior bone density

[ZR1cliff]

A shrewd hamster would invite a budgie on to his wheel, make budgie dizzy then kick his beak in.

[Shaw Tarse]

The Hamster, I hear he gets lairy after a few beers.

[_Deano]

If you wanted to rig it so the budgie wins:
Budgie would take it
http://www.googlefight.net/?kw1=richard%20hammond&...

Otherwise:
http://www.googlefight.net/?kw1=hamster&kw2=bu...
Hard as nails hamster

Edited by _Deano on Friday 14th November 18:52

[Road Hog]

once saw a hedgehog and a rat fight to the death........

[Marf]

Hamster, those teeth are lethal.

[Ganglandboss]

TheEnd said:

i was about to say hamster from it's rodent heritage, but i don't think they have useful biting teeth, so the budgie then for me.

You're kidding? Have you never had one of the vicious hairy fkers clamped to your finger by it's teeth?

[anonymous-user]

I saw a hawk/bird of prey take out a dove on the patio this morning

Poor dove hit the conservatory and left a bird shape mark on the glass.

Tried to scare the hawk off but it flew away with the dove in its claws.

Not the first thing you want to see in the morning whilst making your toast.

[Ganglandboss]

clarkmagpie said:

a hamster

or

a budgie?

Normal hamster or filigree Siberian hamster?

[TheEnd]

Ganglandboss said:

TheEnd said:

i was about to say hamster from it's rodent heritage, but i don't think they have useful biting teeth, so the budgie then for me.

You're kidding? Have you never had one of the vicious hairy fkers clamped to your finger by it's teeth?

I always buy them ready filleted.

[Shaw Tarse]

Ganglandboss said:

clarkmagpie said:

a hamster

or

a budgie?

Normal hamster or filigree Siberian hamster?

It's a rat!

[Brown and Boris]

Hamster if it ended up being a slooging match but the budgie if it came down to a lucky peck.

is the budgie blue, gre, yellow or white as colour can make a difference ( Hamsters can't see primary colours)?

Also' is the Hamster in his winter coat because again, that could afect his agility to defend himself but also afford some protection against attacks from above.

[castrolcraig]

has to be the budgie, if it got in trouble it would just piss of and circle the hamster till it was off gaurd, then pounce...

[pies1981]

does the winner get to fk the looser?

[Ganglandboss]

Shaw Tarse said:

Ganglandboss said:

clarkmagpie said:

a hamster

or

a budgie?

Normal hamster or filigree Siberian hamster?

It's a rat!

No - is hamster! I say to man in shop, "Is rat." He say, "No, no, no. Is a special kind of hamster. Is filigree Siberian hamster." Only one in shop. He make special price, only five pound.

[Blukoo]

Do either of them have weapons?

I don't think a hamster with a knife would be as threatening as a budgie with a knife.