Predictive text

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Just chatting to a mate via text message about racing. I typed in 'circuits' and my phone wanted to put 'biscuits'. I'll give my phone it's due, it knows me well

[G'kar]

Chubi.

[dpbird90]

Think yourself lucky. Someone I know tried to text their missus to ask "fancy getting food in the crown?" (the crown is a nearby pub. Predictive text wrote this "Fancy getting done in the brown?" classic

[smutbag]

G'kar said:

Chubi.

[Ganglandboss]

Try typing 'do you fancy getting food in the Crown?'!

[Doug86]

Ganglandboss said:

Try typing 'do you fancy getting food in the Crown?'!

picks up phone....

Do you fancy getting done in the brown...

puts phone down....

FLOL



I had to try it out to see what the outcome was

Edited by Doug86 on Saturday 15th November 16:47

[Steamer]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

I'll give my phone it's due, it knows me well

I have the same problem with my spell check - one of my client's names is Rhiannon and shes not the smallest of women.

The bloomin' laptop keeps wanting to call her Rhino

[Mars]

My friend Vinnie now and then gets called Thonge. Not sure what he makes of it.

[Glassman]

dpbird90 said:

Think yourself lucky. Someone I know tried to text their missus to ask "fancy getting food in the crown?" (the crown is a nearby pub. Predictive text wrote this "Fancy getting done in the brown?" classic

That's amazing! Same happened to someone I know too.

Edited by Glassman on Saturday 15th November 17:36

[Lauross]

A good one is Smirnoff

[LeoSayer]

My wife's phone often turns 'Leo' into 'Ken'

[Steamer]

Lauross said:

A good one is Smirnoff

That would explain my headache this morning!

[G'kar]

My phone thinks I'm a aunt.

[Tunku]

Lauross said:

A good one is Smirnoff

Just tried that - Poisoned

[DennisTheMenace]

A mate sent his missus a text saying he wants to kick her puppy ....

[Rob.]

Everytime I text the missus; "babe" comes out as "bane".

[Glassman]

DennisTheMenace said:

A mate sent his missus a text saying he wants to kick her puppy ....

[minimatt1967]

I sent someone a message and for some reason I wanted to use cock in the message and its first choice was anal ironic I suppose

Edited by minimatt1967 on Saturday 15th November 17:49

[Glassman]

Rob. said:

Everytime I text the missus; "babe" comes out as "bane".

[Tross]

Slightly off topic but when I email my mate "Lambie" my spellcheck suggests "Labia"

Always tickles old Ernie