co-ops new carrier bags - sinister.
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Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
Were those fish fingers past their sell-by date? Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.

wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
God, you insensitive fool, do you not realise that fish die a slow and painfull death, usually by suffocation when caught? You're fueling the need to catch more fish with you're fish finger buying!Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
They ARE 'compost heap friendly' you know. So no more guilt trips for you! Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.

Mc Lovin said:
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
God, you insensitive fool, do you not realise that fish die a slow and painfull death, usually by suffocation when caught? You're fueling the need to catch more fish with you're fish finger buying!Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
Pugsey said:
wildoliver said:
Just been to co-op to buy my fish finger sandwich ingredients.
Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.
They ARE 'compost heap friendly' you know. So no more guilt trips for you! Bread - Check.
Fish fingers - HOW MUCH!!! - Check.
Get to the checkout as usual get looked at like the social pariah I am for actually wanting some means of carrying my goods back to the car.
WTF!
The carrier bags feel like a used condom now? It's some kind of slippery rubbery feeling plastic.
Sinister I tell you. Sinister.

JonRB said:
I asked for bags at a checkout once and the girl said "so you don't recycle them then?"
To which I replied "yes, I do recycle them actually. I have a dog and I use them to bag up his poop. Is that ok with you?"

To which I replied "yes, I do recycle them actually. I have a dog and I use them to bag up his poop. Is that ok with you?"


Awesome reply!
Edited by Lord Snot on Thursday 20th November 19:00
Nigel Worc's said:
elster said:
Paper is even more friendly to well everything. If people used logic, would go back to paper rather than the pathetic excuses for bags ever.
Oh is that right ?I think someone needs to do a tad more research.....according to the stuff I've seen.
This is from personal experience, I'm not planning on doing a research project on the pro's vs con's of micron thick plastic bags vs paper bags.
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