chap opposite me on the train is a little feeble looking chap in his 60's. He just took out about 500 quid from his wallet and counted it in front of everyone. Look out on the news later for a mugging (not by me - I will be mugged for my iPhone, watch and dirty laundery).
Not a problem. I made it home safely. Time for a half of stout. I was just counting my life savings. Invested £10,000 in the stock market in 1933 and cashed in today! Now where did I put my teeth....
