Proof reader wanted for Nigerian financial services company.
Proof reader wanted for Nigerian financial services company.
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audidoody

Original Poster:

8,598 posts

286 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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The last line. The last line

rofl

"Last week, some of our customers' accounts were unathourisedly accessed by unknown third party and it was resulted into some incoveniencies with us and customers. As a result of this, We therefore, send this message to notify you of the compulsory account and security upgrade which every customers must abide with in order to prevent future incoveniencies.


This process will enable you to migrate to a more secure online banking facility which has automatically configured to detect unauthourise access and immediately revoke your account, so that you will be on the safer side.


Kindly click this link at https://www.mybank.allianceleicester.co.uk/update and answer all the necessary questions. Your account will be instantly revoked and you will be immediately provided with step-by-step guide on how to re-activate and secure your account's access in 2 minutes.


Thanks for your Understanding as we are doing our best to protect you and your money.


Online Security Advisor
Leicester Alliance"




the mini mole

728 posts

224 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Haha! Stupid scammers...

satchbot

1,916 posts

226 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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Oh. Dear!

jester

mike_1985

357 posts

221 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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I clicked on it and nothing happened ?

i have time to waste time

V8mate

45,899 posts

219 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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audidoody said:


Proof reader wanted for Nigerian financial services company.
The 'funny' thing is, if the 419ers hired a PH grammar pedant on an hourly basis to do just that, their hit rate really would improve exponentially.

_James

693 posts

229 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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audidoody said:
The last line. The last line

rofl

"Last week, some of our customers' accounts were unathourisedly accessed by unknown third party and it was resulted into some incoveniencies with us and customers. As a result of this, We therefore, send this message to notify you of the compulsory account and security upgrade which every customers must abide with in order to prevent future incoveniencies.


This process will enable you to migrate to a more secure online banking facility which has automatically configured to detect unauthourise access and immediately revoke your account, so that you will be on the safer side.


Kindly click this link at https://www.mybank.allianceleicester.co.uk/update and answer all the necessary questions. Your account will be instantly revoked and you will be immediately provided with step-by-step guide on how to re-activate and secure your account's access in 2 minutes.


Thanks for your Understanding as we are doing our best to protect you and your money.


Online Security Advisor
Leicester Alliance"
Somehow they achieved a grammatical feat beyond most members of this site - correct usage of the apostrophe.

Maxf

8,444 posts

271 months

Thursday 20th November 2008
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FFS - signing off from Leicester Alliance.