Timmy Mallet
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ASBO

Original Poster:

26,140 posts

243 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Mrs Asbo has just forced me to sit through 'Jungle' as it's now colloquially known amongst those to whom reality tv is the be-all and end-all.

I'm still alive, as I sit here typing through the din of Same Difference or what ever they're called, but I'm scarred. Deeply.

Just who what the fk is Timmy Mallet? I genuinely think he is evil.

The man scares me. What the hell went wrong?

Am I alone?

That is all.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I've heard the name...don't think I wish to know more

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

229 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I remember him from Wacaday.

But not as much as I remember Michaela Strachan.

I'm convinced that's why it was called 'Wacaday'

RedexR

1,861 posts

243 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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He is supposed to be "whacky" and out there , used to be on a childrens TV show years ago that I never watched , probably because I just think he is a complete and utter tw*t and can,t stand him either , any more out there ?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Alfa_75_Steve said:
I remember him from Wacaday.

But not as much as I remember Michaela Strachan.

I'm convinced that's why it was called 'Wacaday'
You mean whackaway....

Alfa_75_Steve

7,489 posts

229 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Alfa_75_Steve said:
I remember him from Wacaday.

But not as much as I remember Michaela Strachan.

I'm convinced that's why it was called 'Wacaday'
You mean whackaway....
Well, it was on daily....

Hence 'whack-a-day'.....

308mate

13,758 posts

251 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Ive banned reality TV. The only exception is when Im allowed to sit on PH and ignore her or the telly, without fear of repurcusion.

Its wasnt a popular desicion but you have to set your stall out early.

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I nearly punched him in the face about 10 years ago at Chessington. Wish I had now.

(tt hit me on the head with his hammer thing while I was queueing for Vampire, was doing an outside broadcast. I got hit on the head, turned around ready to lamp someone and was confronted by that goggle eyed tt and a bunch of kids)

POORCARDEALER

8,663 posts

270 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Famous Graham said:
I nearly punched him in the face about 10 years ago at Chessington. Wish I had now.

(tt hit me on the head with his hammer thing while I was queueing for Vampire, was doing an outside broadcast. I got hit on the head, turned around ready to lamp someone and was confronted by that goggle eyed tt and a bunch of kids)
Would have made great tv, and made you a national hero.

FourWheelDrift

92,299 posts

313 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Have they let loose the colony of killer Australian Yellow Crazy ants on them all yet?

Or am I wrong, I thought it was a Z-list celebrity captive extermination.programme.

Lady Summerisle

237 posts

249 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I'm surprised we made it through the late 80's without murdering someone! http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/televisi...

ASBO

Original Poster:

26,140 posts

243 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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POORCARDEALER said:
Famous Graham said:
I nearly punched him in the face about 10 years ago at Chessington. Wish I had now.

(tt hit me on the head with his hammer thing while I was queueing for Vampire, was doing an outside broadcast. I got hit on the head, turned around ready to lamp someone and was confronted by that goggle eyed tt and a bunch of kids)
Would have made great tv, and made you a national hero.
A more relevant one too, than that geezer who lamped the Glasgow Airport Bomber.

Wacky Racer

41,335 posts

276 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Famous Graham said:
I nearly punched him in the face about 10 years ago at Chessington. Wish I had now.

(tt hit me on the head with his hammer thing while I was queueing for Vampire, was doing an outside broadcast. I got hit on the head, turned around ready to lamp someone and was confronted by that goggle eyed tt and a bunch of kids)

ASBO

Original Poster:

26,140 posts

243 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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yikes

Put him away!

Cheeky Jim

1,276 posts

309 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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He's ok really... you bunch of misery's!

That David Van Day chap is the biggest toss pot on that programme at the moment... what a whinging gaylord.... crying like a baby at every opportunity..

GROW SOME

odyssey2200

18,650 posts

238 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I am quite supprised at Timmy Mallet.
He was a kids TV presenter in the 80s and I assumed he would be the jovial, easy going, bit wackey fool.

Instead he is a complete evil bd!

Andy as for David Van Gay.....

tankerman24

619 posts

250 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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I remember when I was at school near Manchester Timmy Mallet was a DJ on 261 piccadilly radio, everyone listened, when you got to school in a morning someone would always say " did you hear Timmy Mallet last night"

Scuff_

136 posts

226 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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They do have another bird with BIG GREAT BOOBS though.



Not that i've been watching

Republik

4,525 posts

219 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Scuff_ said:
They do have another bird with BIG GREAT BOOBS though.



Not that i've been watching
Just check the official I'm a celeb thread for evidence. You won't be disapointed!

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

259 months

Saturday 22nd November 2008
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Okay, David Van Day said a little bit earlier, that there are two gay guys in the camp.

Obviously George Takei is gay (and an absolute legend, i must say), but who is the other he refers to?

Is it Van Day?

Must say, the shots of Carly Zucker lying in the bunk in some pink lingerie made all the other crap worthwhile.....

Lest we not forget Dani Behr:



And of course, that Nicola sort:



Filth.