Is the meat filled pie man's greatest achievement?

[diablo_pete]

Debate please.

[tomTVR]

Surely choosing to batter fish and serve it with chips gets that accolade?!

[Steamer]

Maltesers

[diablo_pete]

tomTVR said:

Surely choosing to batter fish and serve it with chips gets that accolade?!

Sure that's clever, but light pastry filled with minced beef and onion..it's a special thing in my mind.

Going to the moon was clever too, but I've needed to eat pies more often than I've been to the moon.

[Famous Graham]

Learning how to grind the Cayenne pepper.

Shortly followed by how to milk cows.

[diablo_pete]

Famous Graham said:

Learning how to grind the Cayenne pepper.

Shortly followed by how to milk cows.

Isn't that the cow's achievement? Quick we need a new thread!

[Jimbeaux]

Does the type that Sweeny Todd helped cook up count?

[Steamer]

Famous Graham said:

Shortly followed by how to milk cows.

And the brave (or possibly perverted) person that found out a cow was 'milkable' in the first place...


....and then his excuse for what he was doing when he found it was possible!

[diablo_pete]

Jimbeaux said:

Does the type that Sweeny Todd helped cook up count?

A pie is a pie. No matter how human the content.

[diablo_pete]

Steamer said:

....and then his excuse for what he was doing when he found it was possible!

Assume he claimed that he slipped and accidentally and vigourously repeatidly "brush" against a teat?

[Famous Graham]

Jimbeaux said:

Does the type that Sweeny Todd helped cook up count?

Anyone who's been out in Reading will vigorously defend Sweeny's pie ability.

And share laughs about the perennially dying waitress.

[Famous Graham]

Steamer said:

Famous Graham said:

Shortly followed by how to milk cows.

And the brave (or possibly perverted) person that found out a cow was 'milkable' in the first place...


....and then his excuse for what he was doing when he found it was possible!

Thirsty?

[Landlord]

Surely capturing and transmitting, on demand, moving pictures (and I mean moving in more ways than one...) of sapphic love is?

[diablo_pete]

Landlord said:

Surely capturing and transmitting, on demand, moving pictures (and I mean moving in more ways than one...) of sapphic love is?

What compared to a pie!!! Are you totally insane???

[KingRichard]

diablo_pete said:

Landlord said:

Surely capturing and transmitting, on demand, moving pictures (and I mean moving in more ways than one...) of sapphic love is?

What compared to a pie!!! Are you totally insane???

Yeah but you are guaranteed, at least, two clunge pies when you watch lesbo grot

VFM it wins hands down...

[Tunku]

I was going to answer this, until I realised how far the conversation had degenerated

[bitwrx]

Famous Graham said:

Jimbeaux said:

Does the type that Sweeny Todd helped cook up count?

Anyone who's been out in Reading will vigorously defend Sweeny's pie ability.

And share laughs about the perennially dying waitress.

+1. I hope you ask her to repeat the menu. You can't quite remember the first one, right?

But NZ pies largely st on anything found in Reading. Had most of a foot-round steak pie for dinner and mid morning snack. Bloody marvelous. And all the pie shops are just as good as each other. I'm going to get fat in this country.

Steak and cheese? Or just steak? Perhaps both.


Once the recession is over, I'm going to open a pie shop.


ETA. Yes. Fact.

Edited by bitwrx on Tuesday 25th November 06:12

[Colonial]

Australian/NZ pies are far superior to the muck you lot get.

I'll open a colonial pie shop. Get you lot to taste what a real pie should be.

[Trooper2]

The best pie.......well the gals don't give it up easily!

[becksW]

Apparently pasties were designed for miners so they had a whole, energy packed meal but as an easy to eat food. Personally I think that'a a reason for pasties to be mans greatest achievement (not sure if thats how pies came to be)