mrs says handbag.com is not working and needs an answer.

[mik.ross]

Mrs is a bridesmaid next weekend and wants to know what (if any)is the first dance protocol. she knows the first dance should be the Bride & Groom but who dances next?? I don't really care cos I have no responsibilities and will be propping up the bar looking forward to my free 5* hotel room to nurse my hangover.

thanks

[G'kar]

Bride and victim first, after that - who cares?

The damage is done.

[anonymous-user]

G'kar said:

Bride and victim first, after that - who cares?

The damage is done.

[richyb]

You're a terrible liar. . Let htem have their first dance then you can get up there.

[trooperiziz]

richyb said:

You're a terrible liar. .

Handbag is working fine here, I think somebody just wants to know when he can get his groove on.

[Penny-lope]

I always thought the mum's and dad's got up next, followed by the bridemaids, bestman, ushers etc

Then again, I've never been married

[mik.ross]

Thanks Penny-lope, thats what she thought. She just has visions of the best man being an octopuss whilst I am "stuck" at the bar.

[Rav]

Protocol is:

Drink ste loads
Breakdance in front of everyone
Pass out

Happy days

[Egbert Nobacon]

Rav said:

Protocol is:

Drink ste loads
Breakdance in front of everyone
Pass out after pissing in the corner

Happy days