Queer names of things,places, events, people etc

[Spanky Garbett]

Thought I would share this one with you, happened over 10 years ago but still keeps me going to this day.

I once new of a chinese guy working in a warehouse who wanted to do some kind of charity event. His name was "Wing Ping" and he wanted to do a 24hour long karaoke, table tennis marathon.

the events name was, wait for it, the:

"Wingping Daylong Singsong PingPong Event"

I st you not, I had to reach for the Tena Lady pads while I was typing this -now I am going to smoke a tab to piss the anti smoking brigade lot off!!!

Cheers
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[Smiler.]

There's a place the other side of Newbury called Faccombe.

Pronounced in the correct 'cockney' tongue, funny enough but at the top of the hill is a rather large house, Faccombe Hall

[Arese]

i used to live near Nob End. No really, it's on Wikipedia!

[Bigdrift]

wyre piddle and bellend are just over the border in worcs

[wainy]

Friend (well his parents now) live in Butt House on Butt Hill.

[DrTre]

Spanky Garbett said:

Thought I would share this one with you, happened over 10 years ago but still keeps me going to this day.

I once new of a chinese guy working in a warehouse who wanted to do some kind of charity event. His name was "Wing Ping" and he wanted to do a 24hour long karaoke, table tennis marathon.

the events name was, wait for it, the:

"Wingping Daylong Singsong PingPong Event"

I st you not, I had to reach for the Tena Lady pads while I was typing this -now I am going to smoke a tab to piss the anti smoking brigade lot off!!!

Cheers
Does Thoo, Ken, Spanky Garbett Like!!!

I'd sue Jimmy Carr then if I were you, he's using the exact same joke now.

[satchbot]

Pishill near Henley. The locals hate everyone mispronouncing it

[V8 Animal]

Smiler. said:

There's a place the other side of Newbury called Faccombe.

Pronounced in the correct 'cockney' tongue, funny enough but at the top of the hill is a rather large house, Faccombe Hall

[spikeyhead]

Not far from Sandwich, is Ham

http://maps.google.co.uk/?ie=UTF8&ll=51.261593...

[TheEnd]

DrTre said:

Spanky Garbett said:

Thought I would share this one with you, happened over 10 years ago but still keeps me going to this day.

I once new of a chinese guy working in a warehouse who wanted to do some kind of charity event. His name was "Wing Ping" and he wanted to do a 24hour long karaoke, table tennis marathon.

the events name was, wait for it, the:

"Wingping Daylong Singsong PingPong Event"

I st you not, I had to reach for the Tena Lady pads while I was typing this -now I am going to smoke a tab to piss the anti smoking brigade lot off!!!

Cheers
Does Thoo, Ken, Spanky Garbett Like!!!

I'd sue Jimmy Carr then if I were you, he's using the exact same joke now.

Garbett = Carr ?

[DrTre]

TheEnd said:

Garbett = Carr ?

C'est la possible

[TheEnd]

I wonder if anyone else will accidentally reveal their true identity?

Anyway, earlier today, i was driving some fancy cars in my usual white race suit and helmet, and i passed a sign that said "Top Gear Test Track"

What a strange name!

[Baby Huey]

There is a hill somewhere in Reading called Scotchman's Knob.

[cambiker71]

I grew up in a little village called "Over" (yes i heard all the jokes, over where, etc, etc, yawn) not far from here is a place called "six mile bottom"
also there's "brown willy" Gb is full of them!

[Smiler.]

How long before this turns into a 'Suit Your Sir' script.

I'll kick off -

Cockpole Green
Badgers End

(snigger)

[DennisTheMenace]

stterton at bere regis in dorset

[Murdoc]

Bell End and ttling road.

[poj]

once went through a place in germany,that translated into english as -show me your growler-(i think!)

[TheEnd]

http://www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html

Most i can't say because of the swear filters!

There was a website where you could type in your postcode and it'd list the nearest stupid names.

[cambiker71]

Murdoc said:

Bell End and ttling road.

I can confirm Bell End, not far from Santa Pod