Perks of your job?

[krap]

Just been reading some very funny stories - "The BIGGEST mistake youve made at work"

Its got me thinking to what perks of the jobs people have. For example developing photo's for TruPrint or someone and find the naughty photo's...that's just an example, I'm not speaking from experience. What are your perks?

[PhilLL]

Paid-for private mileage

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Flexitime
Surfing web
bring dog to work
Can sleep under desk without being noticed

[kit80]

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

[esselte]

PhilLL said:

Paid-for private mileage

tax-free..?

[BigLepton]

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

What do you steal without moving?

[10 Pence Short]

I get paid every month.

[Mr POD]

Respect.

From my boss, and from my co workers.

No st, no piss takes, no bullying.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

Oooo stationary, what is it with stationary, you just can't help nicking it even if you don't need it? I currently have been 'borrowing' pink post its and highlighter pens

[BigLepton]

My perk - anything I want, it's my company.

[carter711]

I leave on Friday.

[kit80]

BigLepton said:

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

What do you steal without moving?

[NAS]

Sometimes it's not so bad.....




Spend too much time in the office nowadays though

[falcemob]

A company Volvo

[fullbeem]

Free booze & company branded clothes.

[10 Pence Short]

fullbeem said:

Free booze & company branded clothes.

You work in Bargain Booze, don't you.

[Mc Lovin]

hopefully a computer for home, im plotting as i type....

[spikeyhead]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

Oooo stationary, what is it with stationary, you just can't help nicking it even if you don't need it? I currently have been 'borrowing' pink post its and highlighter pens

Surely the act of stealing it makes it move.

[kit80]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

Oooo stationary, what is it with stationary, you just can't help nicking it even if you don't need it? I currently have been 'borrowing' pink post its and highlighter pens

You would be amazed at my post it note collection. Although sadly most of it bought from ebay and not stolen. I have playboy bunny rabbit shaped ones, lip shaped ones, car shaped ones, the list is endless and I am sure I have now just posted my saddest post ever.

My pen collection is also pretty good.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

kit80 said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

kit80 said:

FREE STATIONARY





ok I steal stationary. Still free.

Oooo stationary, what is it with stationary, you just can't help nicking it even if you don't need it? I currently have been 'borrowing' pink post its and highlighter pens

You would be amazed at my post it note collection. Although sadly most of it bought from ebay and not stolen. I have playboy bunny rabbit shaped ones, lip shaped ones, car shaped ones, the list is endless and I am sure I have now just posted my saddest post ever.

My pen collection is also pretty good.

Nights fly by at your house eh??