Best white van graffiti you have seen or could make up...

[mark69sheer]

You know the stuff. . If you think this is dirty you should meet the wife , Also in white , etc etc

What's the best you have seen and what could you make up?

'Pie eaters in transit'. . 'McDonalds Quality Control' , Bodgitt and Scarper plc ' etc etc

[Cara Van Man]

onboard

[scruffy]

Dont wash, seeds planted...

..bit lame, but didn't want to offend anyone today.

[mark69sheer]

Cara Van Man said:

onboard

I had to quote that to read it..lol

[L4URA]

I saw a bakery van with ' No cakes are left in this van overnight' written on it. Made me laugh!

[L4URA]

mark69sheer said:

Cara Van Man said:

onboard

I had to quote that to read it..lol

Ah, I didn't kow you could do that.... very cunning! tt

[mark69sheer]

scruffy said:

Dont wash, seeds planted...

..bit lame, but didn't want to offend anyone today.

Like it . . or 'Don't wash it's the muck holding it together'

[mark69sheer]

L4URA said:

I saw a bakery van with ' No cakes are left in this van overnight' written on it. Made me laugh!

Was the driver fat?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Cleaned by Stevie Wonder

[L4URA]

mark69sheer said:

L4URA said:

I saw a bakery van with ' No cakes are left in this van overnight' written on it. Made me laugh!

Was the driver fat?

I don't know, I was too distracted by the giant bakewell tart on the side of the van to notice!

[stockhatcher]

best i've seen

"me so horny"

to which someone else wrote underneath

"because you're fat!"

mmc

[onemorelap]

"LET DEIDRE ROT!!"

At the time a concise counter argument against the national campaign to free Deidre Barlow from prison.

[JuniorD]

"If only my civil partner was this dirty"

[Steamer]

I like:

'Please pass quietly immigrants sleeping'

[Tuna]

"Driven well? Dial 999 and report stolen"

[darren9]

"washed in anglian water"

[chedder]

No tools left in van overnight......
To which somebody had added
(That includes the apprentice)

[guru_1071]

theres a white van in harrogate that someone keeps drawing a huge cock and balls on the back doors.

i saw it the other morning and they have upped the game a little......


its now been done with a black aerosol, complete with 'TW*T' for good measure.

i guess the owner has upset someone...........

[The_Gza]

"No Hand Signals - Ex Saudi Shoplifter"...

[captainzep]

Always fond of 'this isn't just dirt, this is M&S dirt' on M&S lorries...