Her xmas present

[2linesontheroad]

So ive managed to get myself a new missus.... i know, i dont believe it either!

Want to get her some rather fetching under garmets to get me in the mood, but i dont know her sizes!! Problem is when they're off I busy with other stuff, and cant get a look at the labels.

Please help.

[Simpo Two]

Size 10.

[A1GOY]

There's a great technique for these things... Communication? Could always ask...
















And then possibly get your ear bent off.

[LadyHayles]

You must have a rough idea of what she is - most men tend to have a vague knowledge in that department.
Try and make a cheeky joke out of it and see if she responds with the correct answer and then hey presto you have your info.

[SteveNorthEast]

Size 16 on the top, 18 bottom.

[Fetchez la vache]

"Hello darlin', how's my size 14 lovely then?"

That should set the ball rolling

[littlegreenfairy]

SteveNorthEast said:

Size 16 on the top, 18 bottom.

And if she isn't....you'll be single.

Best go for a small size. You'll either get it right, and if you don't, she'll be flattered to think that you think she's that small.

[Steamer]

...Ask her to donate a pair for your 'Wall of nooky success montage'

[Alfa_75_Steve]

If size > 10 then find new girlfriend.....

[Simpo Two]

littlegreenfairy said:

Best go for a small size. You'll either get it right, and if you don't, she'll be flattered to think that you think she's that small.

Or something with ties to allow for expansion... amongst other things.

[2bit]

2linesontheroad said:

So ive managed to get myself a new missus.... to get me in the mood....

Please help.

You've got a new missus and need to buy her 'understuff' to get you in the mood????

Needs rethink?

[littlegreenfairy]

Simpo Two said:

littlegreenfairy said:

Best go for a small size. You'll either get it right, and if you don't, she'll be flattered to think that you think she's that small.

Or something with ties to allow for expansion... amongst other things.

And don't tie them too tightly otherwise you could chip a tooth.

[captainzep]

Don't buy the undergarments. Buy vouchers.

http://www.rigbyandpeller.com/gift-services/index....

They come nicely gift wrapped.

Then tell her how you're going to enjoy the overnight hotel stay in London when you select the 'kit' in question.

Also, spare some resulting photos for a crippled war veteran guv?

[Simpo Two]

littlegreenfairy said:

And don't tie them too tightly otherwise you could chip a tooth.

I had to think about that...

[captainzep]

anonymous said:

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Oh, my goodness Tonka, you're cynical.

But I do love your wife.

[JJCW]

Ask girl in shop if you can see her in her underwear, so you can get a better idea of size to buy for the new girl?

[8Ace]

JJCW said:

Ask girl in shop if you can see her in her underwear, so you can get a better idea of size to buy for the new girl?

Grab her arse, and say: about your size.

[minimoog]

Shouldn't this be titled 'My Xmas Present'?

[shirt]

2linesontheroad said:

So ive managed to get myself a new missus.... i know, i dont believe it either!

Want to get her some rather fetching under garmets to get me in the mood, but i dont know her sizes!! Problem is when they're off I busy with other stuff, and cant get a look at the labels.

Please help.

take a look at the sizes in the morning when she's on the toilet having a massive st.

hth

[scotal]

captainzep said:

anonymous said:

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Oh, my goodness Tonka, you're cynical.

But I do love your wife.

I have a feeling she doesn't fall for this sort of thing, it would explain Tonk's somewhat dark demeanour.