And you all though just ladies came out with drivel!

[Cap'n Custud]

Conversation today with boyfriend by email:


Him: What's your last day at work?
Me: 23rd
Him: So your finish on 22nd
Me: No the 23rd.
Him: So you have to work xmas eve?

Me:

I give up.

[Greeny]

So when is your last day at work?

[Mrs Trackside]

Greeny said:

So when is your last day at work?

Christmas Eve! Can't you read?

[elle]

Thinking and talking = multi-tasking

[dibbers006]

Cap'n Custud said:

Conversation today with boyfriend by email:


Him: What's your last day at work?
Me: 23rd
Him: So your finish on 22nd
Me: No the 23rd.
Him: So you have to work xmas eve?

Me:

I give up.

Yeah, could you be a b i t c l e a r e r please!

[tonyvid]

Is he blonde?

[Cap'n Custud]

Not a blonde. I just think he genuinely couldn't work that one out. Probably multi tasking like you say!

He is a lovable rogue!

[captainzep]

I think its a dates/time thing.

Twice a year for the last decade my wife has tried to patiently explain (to her university educated husband) how we lose/gain an hour when the clocks go forward/back.

It takes ages, usually ends in an argument. Mainly because I get angry when she laughs at me -just because I have to tightly close my eyes to explain it all back to her, to show I've understood.

[v15ben]

I had a colleague ask me what date Christmas Day was going to fall this year! Worse thing is she wasn't even the blonde one

[A8VIP]

Through various business trips, I've been around the planet 3 times in LHR-HKG-LAX-LHR direction.

My 'official' birthday is now 3 day earlier than it used to be. My Christmas Eve is now on the 21st!

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

[Munter]

Could be like me. I missed the memo when Christmas day was moved from the 24th to the 25th. And ever since I've had real trouble getting it on the right day..... No idea why. I always think it's on the 24th and now have a memory that says (no buddy. It's the 24th +1. Ideot)

[captainzep]

A8VIP said:

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

Go on then!

Have a go!

[paoloh]

Cap'n Custud said:

Conversation today with boyfriend by email:


Him: What's your last day at work?
Me: 23rd
Him: So your finish on 22nd
Me: No the 23rd.
Him: So you have to work xmas eve?

Me:

I give up.

Is he quite a lot younger than you?

[Chris_w666]

A8VIP said:

Through various business trips, I've been around the planet 3 times in LHR-HKG-LAX-LHR direction.

My 'official' birthday is now 3 day earlier than it used to be. My Christmas Eve is now on the 21st!

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

It's not because you really haven't 'time travellled' just crossed a dateline 3 times. You got the days back when spending them again. Unless you wrote your post on Tuesday, and just in case you did would you like Wednesdays lottery numbers?

[captainzep]

Chris_w666 said:

-complicated things-

Unh?

Edited by captainzep on Friday 28th November 11:21

[Chris_w666]

captainzep said:

Chris_w666 said:

A8VIP said:

Through various business trips, I've been around the planet 3 times in LHR-HKG-LAX-LHR direction.

My 'official' birthday is now 3 day earlier than it used to be. My Christmas Eve is now on the 21st!

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

It's not because you really haven't 'time travellled' just crossed a dateline 3 times. You got the days back when spending them again. Unless you wrote your post on Tuesday, and just in case you did would you like Wednesdays lottery numbers?

Unh?

slow morning.

[captainzep]

Chris_w666 said:

captainzep said:

Chris_w666 said:

A8VIP said:

Through various business trips, I've been around the planet 3 times in LHR-HKG-LAX-LHR direction.

My 'official' birthday is now 3 day earlier than it used to be. My Christmas Eve is now on the 21st!

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

It's not because you really haven't 'time travellled' just crossed a dateline 3 times. You got the days back when spending them again. Unless you wrote your post on Tuesday, and just in case you did would you like Wednesdays lottery numbers?

Unh?

slow morning.

Ah. I see. The slow morning balances up the 3 dateline crosses? Then makes...erm -the 'days' right? Yes?

[DIW35]

A8VIP said:

Through various business trips, I've been around the planet 3 times in LHR-HKG-LAX-LHR direction.

My 'official' birthday is now 3 day earlier than it used to be. My Christmas Eve is now on the 21st!

No-one understands it when I try to explain it to them...

All you need to do is skip February 29th for the next three leap years and you'll catch up again, no problem.

[Neil_H]

Cap'n Custud said:

Not a blonde. I just think he genuinely couldn't work that one out. Probably multi tasking like you say!

He is a lovable rogue retard person of limited mental capacity!

EFA

[G'kar]

paoloh said:

Cap'n Custud said:

Conversation today with boyfriend by email:


Him: What's your last day at work?
Me: 23rd
Him: So your finish on 22nd
Me: No the 23rd.
Him: So you have to work xmas eve?

Me:

I give up.

Is he quite a lot younger than you?

At the end of a meal, does he hand you his plate, while plaintively pleading 'Juice?'?