M-way covered by sweets and beer

[BungalowBill]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7753931.stm


My idea of heaven


Which two lorries would you like to see crash and why?

[kit80]

Money lorry?

[randomman]

I'd like to see the lorry carrying all the scamera money hit Gordon Brown then a lorry the other side hit the first lorry, preferably carrying the Labour government in it.

[BigBen]

I was once waiting for a bus that was held up by two lorries colliding, one carrying custard and the other jelly, can't recall the nature of the delay....

[Graham E]

BigBen said:

I was once waiting for a bus that was held up by two lorries colliding, one carrying custard and the other jelly, can't recall the nature of the delay....

Sounds like you hada trifle of bother.

[captainzep]

Lesbian Tanker>>> <<<Nesquik Chocolate Pudding Tanker

I'd even turn off the radio to hear the outcome.

[tomTVR]

captainzep said:

Lesbian Tanker>>> <<<Nesquik Chocolate Pudding Tanker

I'd even turn off the radio to hear the outcome.

WTF is one of those?!

[mitzy]

Champagne tanker
And a lorry full of Wheat Crunchies

[captainzep]

tomTVR said:

captainzep said:

Lesbian Tanker>>> <<<Nesquik Chocolate Pudding Tanker

I'd even turn off the radio to hear the outcome.

WTF is one of those?!

Glad you asked. Here's one:



Apparently someone saw Anne Heche and they all rushed to look out of the window.

[Sciroccology]

I was going to make a joke about two lorries carrying paint crashing and the drivers being marooned, but I can't remember which colours go together to make maroon so I've kind of messed up the joke.

Is is blue and red?

[g3rrd]

A red yorry and a yellow rorry

[Getaway Driver]

Sciroccology said:

I was going to make a joke about two lorries carrying paint crashing and the drivers being marooned, but I can't remember which colours go together to make maroon so I've kind of messed up the joke.

Is is blue and red?

It's red and brown!

[Sciroccology]

g3rrd said:

A red yorry and a yellow rorry

No, that would be orange.

[dibbers006]

Sciroccology said:

I was going to make a joke about two lorries carrying paint crashing and the drivers being marooned, but I can't remember which colours go together to make maroon so I've kind of messed up the joke.

Is is blue and red?

I think you were thinking of the sticky coconut and chocolate lacing lorry

[davido140]

kit80 said:

Money lorry?

and a hooker lorry??

[williamp]

Sciroccology said:

Iso I've kind of messed up the joke.

Myabe you were going through a purple patch...

[jesta1865]

Getaway Driver said:

Sciroccology said:

I was going to make a joke about two lorries carrying paint crashing and the drivers being marooned, but I can't remember which colours go together to make maroon so I've kind of messed up the joke.

Is is blue and red?

It's red and brown!

no its red and blue

[Sciroccology]

jesta1865 said:

Getaway Driver said:

Sciroccology said:

I was going to make a joke about two lorries carrying paint crashing and the drivers being marooned, but I can't remember which colours go together to make maroon so I've kind of messed up the joke.

Is is blue and red?

It's red and brown!

no its red and blue

I was going to say that brown's not a primary colour, but thought I might be thinking too much into a pretty feeble joke about paint lorries.

[ZR1cliff]

captainzep said:

Lesbian Tanker>>> <<<Nesquik Chocolate Pudding Tanker

I'd even turn off the radio to hear the outcome.

A lorry loaded with Ladies colliding with a Mud tanker. If Carlsberg made delays .......

[jesta1865]

Sciroccology said:

I was going to say that brown's not a primary colour, but thought I might be thinking too much into a pretty feeble joke about paint lorries.

no fella thats a kids programme on cbeebies isn't it, the feebles