Trolley driveby's in supermarkets
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Now this is childish i will admit it stright away . It's normaly something you do with mates , try and drop extras in thier trolley without getting noticed .
well tonight i was doing my shopping and stumbled across a couple that had the most rancid body odour ever.
Morrisons are going to have to bin all the fresh stuff they walked past they stank so much a skunk would be ashamed , around the corner was the toiletries isle , so i stacked up with a few cans of lynx's finest and a few roll on's and kept my distance waiting for the right time to strike ,
we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .
Wish i had got to see them at the checkout
Remember kids its not big or clever.
edited becuase the keyboard is knackered !
well tonight i was doing my shopping and stumbled across a couple that had the most rancid body odour ever.
Morrisons are going to have to bin all the fresh stuff they walked past they stank so much a skunk would be ashamed , around the corner was the toiletries isle , so i stacked up with a few cans of lynx's finest and a few roll on's and kept my distance waiting for the right time to strike ,
we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .
Wish i had got to see them at the checkout
Remember kids its not big or clever.
edited becuase the keyboard is knackered !
Edited by DennisTheMenace on Friday 28th November 21:42
Good skills DennisTheMenace said:
i stacked up with a few cans of lynx's finest and a few roll on's and kept my distance waiting for the right time to strike ,
we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .
Wish i had got to see them at the checkout
Remember kids its not big or clever.
Childish (or amusing to men we got to the drinks section after a while and while they were looking for what cider to by i made my strike , roughly 6 cans of lynx and 4 roll on's ,managed to get them slighly hidden under the walkers bag o crisps , then like a ninja doing its shopping carried on getting my bits and bobs .
Wish i had got to see them at the checkout
Remember kids its not big or clever.
)Would have been better with a video
MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.
Standby & watch the confusion set in.
How long before men get barred from Supermarkets?Standby & watch the confusion set in.
There is a post somewhere on PH about blokes playing up in Tescos.
MK4 Slowride said:
Another trick is to 'steal' their trolley, preferably loaded & move it around the corner or as far away as you dare.
Standby & watch the confusion set in.
Standby & watch the confusion set in.
Brilliant , im going to remember to do that next time some old bint leaves the trolley in the middle of the isle .edited to save me throwing my keyboard out the window .
Edited by DennisTheMenace on Friday 28th November 21:48
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