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Was in subway earlier having a nice meatball marina and in stumbles a drunk tramp asking for money for the phone box. With a mouthfull of food i politely told him to get the fvck out my face after he tried to sit down next to me aswell! 
there was nobody even in the place!
Funny thing is though i saw another one outside asking people for money, the one who had been hassling me saw him too and went outside. Then at the same time by the door asked eachother for money not realising they were both after the same thing!
there was nobody even in the place!Funny thing is though i saw another one outside asking people for money, the one who had been hassling me saw him too and went outside. Then at the same time by the door asked eachother for money not realising they were both after the same thing!
I always employ the "tell me the truth and you might get some money strategy":
In Texas, I was approached by a little fat chap outside my hotel who, with much quite well acted shortness of breath, said he needed money for asthma medicine - "Look" I said "here's 10 bucks, tell me want you really want it for and I'll give it to you" - "I'm going to buy dope!" he says straightaway.
I was, however, hoist with this petard in Edinburgh when a bloke asked for £2 for the shelter. "You just want the money for drugs" I said. "No!" He's says, "Look - I've got drugs" - shows me package - " I need somewhere to kip".
One of my friends really pulled one on a bloke who asked for money to get to the next town by driving him there...
In Texas, I was approached by a little fat chap outside my hotel who, with much quite well acted shortness of breath, said he needed money for asthma medicine - "Look" I said "here's 10 bucks, tell me want you really want it for and I'll give it to you" - "I'm going to buy dope!" he says straightaway.
I was, however, hoist with this petard in Edinburgh when a bloke asked for £2 for the shelter. "You just want the money for drugs" I said. "No!" He's says, "Look - I've got drugs" - shows me package - " I need somewhere to kip".
One of my friends really pulled one on a bloke who asked for money to get to the next town by driving him there...
haggy said:
BigLepton said:
haggy said:
Was in subway earlier having a nice meatball marina and in stumbles a drunk tramp asking for money for the phone box.
You amaze me in such a classy joint. Didn't the Maitre De and the wine waiter eject him? no unfortunatley. whats wrong with subway?If you must indulge your baser instincts, at least don't eat in.
Prof Beard said:
I was, however, hoist with this petard in Edinburgh when a bloke asked for £2 for the shelter. "You just want the money for drugs" I said. "No!" He's says, "Look - I've got drugs" - shows me package - " I need somewhere to kip".
Why didn't you tell him to sell his drugs and then use the money on some shelter?
BigLepton said:
AlpineWhite said:
haggy said:
a nice meatball marina
lies!skylinecrazy said:
BigLepton said:
AlpineWhite said:
haggy said:
a nice meatball marina
lies!
BigLepton said:
Prof Beard said:
I was, however, hoist with this petard in Edinburgh when a bloke asked for £2 for the shelter. "You just want the money for drugs" I said. "No!" He's says, "Look - I've got drugs" - shows me package - " I need somewhere to kip".
Why didn't you tell him to sell his drugs and then use the money on some shelter?
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