What's Wrong With Having a Polo Neck?
What's Wrong With Having a Polo Neck?
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Glassman

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24,960 posts

244 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Friends of the father-in-law popped round to see the baby. Very pleasant people and appeared to be very happy for us. Made them a cuppa, served 'em biscuits and savoury wossnames, then,

"Will you have him circumcised?"

I nearly choked on my coffee. Missus very calmly answers, "Oh, we haven't thought about it, what do you think, Paul?"

Well... if they weren't good friends of the FiL:



They piped up with, "it's all about hygiene, you know"

Personally, I'm of the opinion that you stay entire - unless it's something that can grow back.


Olf

11,978 posts

247 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Glassman said:
Friends of the father-in-law popped round to see the baby. Very pleasant people and appeared to be very happy for us. Made them a cuppa, served 'em biscuits and savoury wossnames, then,

"Will you have him circumcised?"

I nearly choked on my coffee. Missus very calmly answers, "Oh, we haven't thought about it, what do you think, Paul?"

Well... if they weren't good friends of the FiL:



They piped up with, "it's all about hygiene, you know"

Personally, I'm of the opinion that you stay entire - unless it's something that can grow back.
You really shouldn't hold a gun like that. You'll hurt yourself.

willd58

1,559 posts

237 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.

Gun

13,432 posts

247 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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I wonder if they ask that to everyone they don't really know, "Hi, we're friends of your friend, have you been circumcised?"

TimJMS

2,584 posts

280 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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You could be doing the little chap a favour. A friend of mine who developed problems with his cock later on in life said that after the circumcision, he was able to last much longer.

Geronimo

626 posts

221 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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TimJMS said:
You could be doing the little chap a favour. A friend of mine who developed problems with his cock later on in life said that after the circumcision, he was able to last much longer.
No doubt, because he now has a bellend as sensitive as cured leather. Vile practice. I blame the fking jews.

Brown and Boris

11,838 posts

264 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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We got invited to a Jewish wedding for the temp who worked with Mrs B&B. She had only ever met the brdie for a few months at work and I had met nobody before the day.

Mrs B&B proudly annouced to everyone we met, including the brides parents, that I was there on merit, by having my own polo neck jobbie.

Not that I can recall a time for comparison, but it does make it easy to be clear of knob feta, and Mrs B&B prefers it to a hoodie although I didn't ask what size sample base that was decided upon.

TimJMS

2,584 posts

280 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Geronimo said:
TimJMS said:
You could be doing the little chap a favour. A friend of mine who developed problems with his cock later on in life said that after the circumcision, he was able to last much longer.
No doubt, because he now has a bellend as sensitive as cured leather. Vile practice. I blame the fking jews.
Ah but his status among the laydeez as a meritworthy swordsman is gaining ground, and he is getting more as a result. Seems that along with handbags and gladrags, they do discuss these 'issues' among themselves yikes

Nocebo

279 posts

221 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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TimJMS said:
Geronimo said:
TimJMS said:
You could be doing the little chap a favour. A friend of mine who developed problems with his cock later on in life said that after the circumcision, he was able to last much longer.
No doubt, because he now has a bellend as sensitive as cured leather. Vile practice. I blame the fking jews.
Ah but his status among the laydeez as a meritworthy swordsman is gaining ground, and he is getting more as a result. Seems that along with handbags and gladrags, they do discuss these 'issues' among themselves yikes
Rubbish, a true swordsman always protects his weapon with a scabbard after a battle, to leave the tip uncovered would result in a blunted instrument. wink

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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willd58 said:
You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.
What a load of complete bks!!!!

Yugguy

10,728 posts

264 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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garyhun said:
willd58 said:
You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.
What a load of complete bks!!!!
I'm circumicised.

I can confirm that I do enjoy sex.

Having had it done as a baby I can't say wether if it had not been done I would be enjoying it more.

Guffy

2,370 posts

294 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Mother nature put it there for a reason, leave it alone!!!

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Yugguy said:
garyhun said:
willd58 said:
You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.
What a load of complete bks!!!!
I'm circumicised.

I can confirm that I do enjoy sex.

Having had it done as a baby I can't say wether if it had not been done I would be enjoying it more.
Same for me too! Can we start a club? smile

NDA

25,624 posts

254 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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I didn't have my son snipped - I think the human body needs no genital mutilation from Rabbi's or anyone else.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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NDA said:
I didn't have my son snipped - I think the human body needs no genital mutilation from Rabbi's or anyone else.
+1

No need for it unless its medically indicated, i.e phimosis/paraphimosis.

Leave the little chaps little chap alone.

LeoZwalf

2,802 posts

259 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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garyhun said:
Yugguy said:
garyhun said:
willd58 said:
You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.
What a load of complete bks!!!!
I'm circumicised.

I can confirm that I do enjoy sex.

Having had it done as a baby I can't say wether if it had not been done I would be enjoying it more.
Same for me too! Can we start a club? smile
+1 smile

phumy

5,827 posts

266 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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If you did get the little chaps skin removed, perhaps you could sell it to these, for anti-aging cream, check it out:

http://www.health24.com/antiageing/ageing/3685-369...

Unbelievable yikes

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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phumy said:
If you did get the little chaps skin removed, perhaps you could sell it to these, for anti-aging cream, check it out:

http://www.health24.com/antiageing/ageing/3685-369...

Unbelievable yikes
Disgusting more like. Its a big industry in the States, until very recently pretty much all baby boys were circ'ed.

Most never question where the skin goes. Theres your answer.

Piersman2

6,676 posts

228 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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But where will the Hula Hoops come from if this practise was to be stopped?

I don't agree with it. Issues of cleanliness are rubbish, any fella should keep his bellend spotless, to not do so means he deserves any lack of ladies attention that he doesn't get!

My GF made some subtle suggestions that maybe I should consider getting mine done as she prefers it (mainly becuase she thinks they 'look' nicer like that)!

Well, she was put in absolutely no doubt as to my position on that... GTF !!!


schmalex

13,616 posts

235 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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willd58 said:
You loose all feeling in the end of it, let the kid decide for himself when he is old enough to know that sex isn't as pleasurable with it snipped off.
I've always wondered that. A good friend of mine is a round head & I have often accused him of having a bell-end like Rhino's skin*. He says it makes no difference, but I can't bring myself to believe him.


  • Note that I have never seen or touched said bell-end.