Cruise Ship Outruns Pirates!
Cruise Ship Outruns Pirates!
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Jimbeaux

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Monday 1st December 2008
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Steamer

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Monday 1st December 2008
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If they can't catch a cruise ship they must be pretty limp wristed!

mybrainhurts

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284 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Why the hell don't the Yanks just keep a couple of F18s in the air permanently...?

Maxf

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270 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Why the hell don't the Yanks just keep a couple of F18s in the air permanently...?
They'd crash when the pilots succumbed to exhaustion? wink

anonymous-user

83 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
Why the hell don't the Yanks just keep a couple of F18s in the air permanently...?
Two F18s "in the air permanently" covering an area from the Gulf of Aden in the north down following the coast of Somalia as far as somewhere abeam Mombassa out to 200nm off the coast?

Good luck with that.

What are they going to be doing exactly?

Edited by el stovey on Monday 1st December 18:35

Jimbeaux

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Monday 1st December 2008
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Another article mentioned something about an "International Priate Task Force" or some such obviously ineffectual BS. If such a thing exists, it must consist of a U.N. vessel floating around handing out leaflets on the evils of piracy.

Edited by Jimbeaux on Monday 1st December 18:36

Kozy

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247 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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What the hell is it with pirates at the moment? They have become all the rage again?

Gonna pop down my local careers office and see what the the job requirement are methinks..

grumbledoak

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262 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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We should just go back to convoys in that area. With destroyers.

Jimbeaux

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grumbledoak said:
We should just go back to convoys in that area. With destroyers.
Sounds like a good "reason to exist" mission a navy could use to request funding.

Simpo Two

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294 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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A few lookouts with night vision goggles and phalanx guns should do the trick.

It just needs a change in attitude. Fire hoses don't work. Can you imagine Commandos hijacking the Tirpitz while Herr Kapitan squirts them with water? More like 'It's A Knockout' than war.

Where's Stuart Hall anyway?

richyb

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239 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Kozy said:
What the hell is it with pirates at the moment? They have become all the rage again?

Gonna pop down my local careers office and see what the the job requirement are methinks..
Its just a christams fad. They are like pokeman basically.

Simpo Two

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Monday 1st December 2008
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Actually GB in the formative years of Empire did quite well capturing foreign ships laden with riches. It was called Privateering. The proceeds were divided between captain, crew and Sovereign, with whose permission is was done.

So, seeing as UK plc is a bit brassic, what say we go capture some oil tankers? idea

MK4 Slowride

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Monday 1st December 2008
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Maxf said:
mybrainhurts said:
Why the hell don't the Yanks just keep a couple of F18s in the air permanently...?
They'd crash when the pilots succumbed to exhaustion? wink
hehe

Hedders

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276 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Fox said:
One of the skiffs did manage to close the range to approximately 300 yards and fired eight rifle shots in the direction of the vessel before trailing off."

No one aboard the ship was harmed and the ship did not suffer any damage.
That guy should be chucked out of the pirates union. How can you miss an ocean liner from 300 yards with a rifle??

hehe



Edited by Hedders on Monday 1st December 18:54

MK4 Slowride

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237 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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His mates were probably ripping the piss out of him all the way back Bakara Market. "Can't hit the broadside of a barn with a machiene gun"

philthy

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269 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Simpo Two said:
A few lookouts with night vision goggles and phalanx guns should do the trick.
yes
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LvXU5GyP2V8

Catherine197

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272 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Hmmm can you imagine the response if it had been captured with 690 American, British and Aussies on board.

Me thinks the pirates would have possibly got a kicking.

tomTVR

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270 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Simpo Two said:
A few lookouts with night vision goggles and phalanx guns should do the trick.
Exactly what i though. Given the amount of money the insurers are paying out you would think they would insist on armed guards. Half a dozen men plus equipment just while they pass through the area, must be worth it.

tubbystu

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289 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Simpo Two said:
A few lookouts with night vision goggles and phalanx guns should do the trick.

It just needs a change in attitude. Fire hoses don't work. Can you imagine Commandos hijacking the Tirpitz while Herr Kapitan squirts them with water? More like 'It's A Knockout' than war.

Where's Stuart Hall anyway?
but any sort of firearms are banned from tankers under international maritime law for obvious reasons. Hence why those "security guards" hot footed it last week as they had nothing to fight back with.

I guess the only way forward is a protected convoy system. Mind you Egypt are getting upset at reduced traffic through Suez canal as many vessels now choose to go the long way round.

richyb

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239 months

Monday 1st December 2008
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Maybe its over the top but could you not have a helipad on a tanker with a fairly heavily armed gunship? Then as soon as you spot anyone hostile you send the chopper off to intercept. I appreciate they cost a hell of a lot to buy/maintain but if I was carrying a few hundred millions worth of cargo I'd want it well protected.