help ! 2 pressie's !
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bite-me

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524 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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long story short,

I've got the dilema OF having to get a XMAS and a Birthday pressie.
for a young lady friend wink birthday is 5 jan.

This is compounded by the fact her bday is also her 40th!

do I get 1 big pressie or 2 small ones or 2 big ones ?
dont wanna come off being cheap, but money is tight this year
also it's like a first meeting (she's coming over here on Holiday)

I did test the waters and apparently she's not really into celebrating bdays/xmas (with pressents etc)

but we all know what women say , what they mean are 2 different things

so a bit of advise pls

ta chaps!


(light banter always appreciated!)

Edited by bite-me on Tuesday 2nd December 11:22

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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bite-me said:
I did test the waters and apparently she's not really into celebrating bdays/xmas (with pressents etc)
don't fall for that one

dibbers006

14,640 posts

247 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Sequin pants and a pot of Nutella? wink

zahal

2,708 posts

238 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Unless you are 100+ years old, dump her and get yourself a younger model. Maybe tell her on Christmas Day and soften the blow with a 10 quid Argos voucher or a scented candle.

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Two pressies. A small one for Xmas and something with a bit more thought for her birthday (especially as it's a special birthday)

bigTee

5,546 posts

250 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Mrs Tee's bday is on 29th December.


Treat them as separate occasions. Two presents is a must.

speedy_thrills

7,932 posts

272 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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So you want us to help you get your erect penis into her vagina using a present? That is a near impossible ask...

...we expect pictures.

First, as mentioned before two presents and since it looks like you quite fancy her you won't mind spending a few quid. Buy her a nice set of underwear for christmas, if that goes down well splash out on something that shows your sensative side like a nice weekend away in the country during the summer smile.

Either way you'll know if she's into you or if you should stop obsessing about her and find someone else thumbup

bite-me

Original Poster:

524 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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smile The man side in me wanted to believe the (I'm not into the presents thing).

But the metrosexual side of me kinda is verified by yalls replies

2 pressies it is, will go with mrs. Trackside's suggestion

oh well looks like familly pressies this year will have to take a backseat.
or at least down to the pound store for them!

ta all!

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

261 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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bite-me said:
also it's like a first meeting (she's coming over here on Holiday)

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What the hell do you mean and why has noone else said this?

PhantomHumper

2,202 posts

219 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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When you say it's a first meeting as she is coming over on holiday...

Did you meet her online?

speedy_thrills

7,932 posts

272 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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PhantomHumper said:
Did you meet buy her online?

97octane

2,203 posts

252 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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A friend has his birthday on 26th December. Says he hates Christmas and all his relatives because they all turned up with one present saying "ooh, I thought I'd combine the two..."
To quote him "Too lazy, too fking tight and too stupid to understand what a miserable birthday I was going to have with no presents to open!"

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

261 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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97octane said:
A friend has his birthday on 26th December. Says he hates Christmas and all his relatives because they all turned up with one present saying "ooh, I thought I'd combine the two..."
To quote him "Too lazy, too fking tight and too stupid to understand what a miserable birthday I was going to have with no presents to open!"
WHatever
This thread is not about that any more.

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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blindswelledrat said:
97octane said:
A friend has his birthday on 26th December. Says he hates Christmas and all his relatives because they all turned up with one present saying "ooh, I thought I'd combine the two..."
To quote him "Too lazy, too fking tight and too stupid to understand what a miserable birthday I was going to have with no presents to open!"
WHatever
This thread is not about that any more.
rofl

BertB

1,105 posts

254 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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You might want to tell us a bit more about her before anyone can suggest gifts.
If it's easier just scan the page from the mail order catalog and post it on here. wink


Shaw Tarse

31,888 posts

232 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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Buy her a Monkey Rocker!
(careful when Googling for it)

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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speedy_thrills said:
your erect penis
speedy_thrills said:
...we expect pictures.
scratchchin

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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bite-me

Original Poster:

524 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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introduced through a mutual friend,
she's coming over from Canada


blindswelledrat said:
bite-me said:
also it's like a first meeting (she's coming over here on Holiday)
What the hell do you mean and why has noone else said this?

bite-me

Original Poster:

524 posts

256 months

Tuesday 2nd December 2008
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no,
introduced through a mutual friend

PhantomHumper said:
When you say it's a first meeting as she is coming over on holiday...

Did you meet her online?