Bringing large amount of euros to the UK
Discussion
Sellotape them to your legs, waist, chest and arms or alternatively use a hollowed out wheelchair.
In terms of the most cost effective way to exchange currency I would recommend standing at an airport terminal in a trenchcoat. Due to the reduced overheads involved in trenchcoat trading you should be able to beat the price offered by the extortionate "bureau-de-change".
Failing that I would invest a one off masterpiece painting from Europe. Get it insured, get it copied and then burn your house down keeping both the painting and the insurance pay out (in sterling).
Then you can walk into the sunset with a bag full of sterling and that smug b
d grin that only George Clooney can manage.
HTH,
G
In terms of the most cost effective way to exchange currency I would recommend standing at an airport terminal in a trenchcoat. Due to the reduced overheads involved in trenchcoat trading you should be able to beat the price offered by the extortionate "bureau-de-change".
Failing that I would invest a one off masterpiece painting from Europe. Get it insured, get it copied and then burn your house down keeping both the painting and the insurance pay out (in sterling).
Then you can walk into the sunset with a bag full of sterling and that smug b
d grin that only George Clooney can manage.HTH,
G
You're heading in the wrong direction....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7757975.st...
Get what you can
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7757975.st...
Get what you can

Edited by ipwn on Tuesday 2nd December 14:59
Twincam16 said:
Stow it below decks on a cigarette boat, run it into a small Cornish port late at night with running lights off, navigate with GPS.
I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
Like most tradesmen at the moment a lot of them are unemployed so you could probably make them an offer. The pirates union is notoriously difficult to deal with though.I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
G said:
Twincam16 said:
Stow it below decks on a cigarette boat, run it into a small Cornish port late at night with running lights off, navigate with GPS.
I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
Like most tradesmen at the moment a lot of them are unemployed so you could probably make them an offer. The pirates union is notoriously difficult to deal with though.I'm sure there are some Somalians out there who could help you. Might want quite a hefty commission though.
PS - underscore-G-man, change your name as it buggers the quotes, there's a good chap
Edited by deckster on Tuesday 2nd December 15:10
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