James Bond Xmas Party

[arun1uk]

PH Massive, I need your help.

I've got one of my work xmas do's next week and we have to come dressed up in Bond costume (like that's never been done before...). I dont want to go in a tux as that's boring, so do you have any ideas on baddies I can go as?

I was thinking of turning up in Daniel Craig style speedos, with a dinner jacket but I'd probably get arrested, so was thinking maybe Jaws or Scaramanga.

Any help would be appreciated, I'm just not that creative!

[Zod]

go as Pussy Galore.

[hornetrider]

How about painting your entire body in gold paint?

[Landlord]

Wear a white lab coat and go as Q or something.

[mechsympathy]

Turn up in a wetsuit. Or a crocodile costume. Or tape some fake tits on, paint yourself gold and wrap a sheet round your waist. Go as Blofeld's cat. Or Pussy Galore (although possible NSFW)

[Civpilot]

They had one of those at my work recently for Comic relief.

We had about 40 tuxedo wearing "Bonds" and about 20 "Odd Jobs"

The only stand out was a guy who wore a wetsuit with flippers unzipped to the waste with a white shirt and dickie bow underneath. I thought that showed proper thinking on the theme.

he still didn't win the competition though... an Odd Job did.

[satchbot]

http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part=1002... Go as Blofeld?

[Landlord]

Civpilot said:

he still didn't win the competition though... an Odd Job did.

They'd have had to give it to the ethnic.

[evenflow]

Grace Jones?

[[AJ]]

Borrow/Rent an Aston for the evening and nobody will care what you're wearing!

[Famous Graham]

Baron Samedi?

[Zod]

[AJ] said:

Borrow/Rent an Aston for the evening and nobody will care what you're wearing!

You'd have to stay sober though.

[BermyAndy]

black tie, bowler hat, strap shoes to your knees and walk around on your knees all night

You should probably yellow up, and selotape your eyes into slits too

[Famous Graham]

BermyAndy said:

yellow up

[DrTre]

Go as BloJob.

ETA...there wasn't a BloJob was there?

ETAA What about one of the mumbo jumbo fellas from Live and Let Die.

Edited by DrTre on Thursday 4th December 11:11

[FourWheelDrift]

Zod said:

go as Pussy Galore.

[arun1uk]

BloJob...think my mrs is going as that ;-)

Already got an Aston AM V8 for the trip, so that'll be nice....liking the wetsuit idea, might just do that.

I've gone off the Jaws idea as putting metal in my mouth hurts my teeth! Stupid metal fillings.

Any more for any more?

[darren9]

how about connery's pastel blue suit?

[Famous Graham]

darren9 said:

how about connery's pastel blue suit?

Or Moore's safari suit

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