We're ****ed. We're all ****ed. This country, is ****ed.

[hornetrider]

Pardon my french. And here's hoping the language filter works in thread titles.

Just spent 2 hours watching some deeply frustrating television. I know I should have switched off, but I was compelled.

First up, Panorama - Shannon Matthews debacle. These people need to be put down, culled, exterminated. They are simply a drain on society. If we don't deal with that underclass, we are all fked.

On a lighter note(!) I then made the hideous mistake of flicking over to watch the Fun Police, a nice little documentary on C4 about the health and safety executive. Holy. fking. st.

I am full of expletives as mere words just cannot express how much I want to go out on a shooting rampage right now. Chavs and HSE executives, top of the fking list. Two examples. One dude who spends his life on a HSE crusade, pointing out irrelevant bks which he regarded as risks. The 2nd was some fat old bint who also seemed to be on a crusade about nail bars using the wrong kind of glue. I mean, ffs.

I need a big fking gun, and I need one now.

And breathe....

[andy-xr]

Ah, I was curious about the swear filter. Thanks for that

We're all going to die you know. At some point

[Kinky]

hornetrider said:

The 2nd was some fat old bint who also seemed to be on a crusade about nail bars using the wrong kind of glue.

Come on .... surely no-one can be THAT anal.

Can they?

[Ordinary Bloke]

When you say 'we', I suppose you mean good honest hard-working ordinary people? Because the public sector, timewasters, scroungers and workshy are doing very well thank you very much.

Let me help you load that gun...

[Muze ST]

This country in my eyes was fked when tony blair walked into power.

[Stu R]

Still at least the interest rates have been further reduced hey?

[anonymous-user]

If we cull the Fun Police surely the Chavalry will then be free to exterminate themselves on mini-motos?

[Pesty]

be sure to wear ear and eye protection when shooting. Also can I recomend corbon DPX amunition, All copper you see, don't want to cause lead poisoning do you

[Police State]

hornetrider said:

Pardon my french. And here's hoping the language filter works in thread titles.

Just spent 2 hours watching some deeply frustrating television. I know I should have switched off, but I was compelled.

First up, Panorama - Shannon Matthews debacle. These people need to be put down, culled, exterminated. They are simply a drain on society. If we don't deal with that underclass, we are all fked.

On a lighter note(!) I then made the hideous mistake of flicking over to watch the Fun Police, a nice little documentary on C4 about the health and safety executive. Holy. fking. st.

I am full of expletives as mere words just cannot express how much I want to go out on a shooting rampage right now. Chavs and HSE executives, top of the fking list. Two examples. One dude who spends his life on a HSE crusade, pointing out irrelevant bks which he regarded as risks. The 2nd was some fat old bint who also seemed to be on a crusade about nail bars using the wrong kind of glue. I mean, ffs.

I need a big fking gun, and I need one now.

And breathe....

it's kind of funny really, the old 'British Imperalism' ethic never really died; it just shrank.

[robinhood21]

hornetrider said:

I need a big fking gun, and I need one now.

And breathe....

You'll need ear defenders and toe-protectors in case you drop the gun.

ETA: Beaten to it be Pesty.

Edited by robinhood21 on Thursday 4th December 22:21

[Nolar Dog]

Kinky said:

hornetrider said:

The 2nd was some fat old bint who also seemed to be on a crusade about nail bars using the wrong kind of glue.

Come on .... surely no-one can be THAT anal.

Can they?

Trust me.

If it was your wife/wives that came home and developed a very painful infection from the wrong glue, you'd want it sorted out.

Don't see the problem.

[hornetrider]

Nolar Dog said:

Kinky said:

hornetrider said:

The 2nd was some fat old bint who also seemed to be on a crusade about nail bars using the wrong kind of glue.

Come on .... surely no-one can be THAT anal.

Can they?

Trust me.

If it was your wife/wives that came home and developed a very painful infection from the wrong glue, you'd want it sorted out.

Don't see the problem.

[eharding]

Ordinary Bloke said:

When you say 'we', I suppose you mean good honest hard-working ordinary people? Because the public sector, timewasters, scroungers and workshy are doing very well thank you very much.

Let me help you load that gun...

I think you'll find that to have the effect hornetrider is looking for, a crew-fed weapon is required. So, you...make sure the ammunition belt is free from snags, and gently assist it as it is drawn through the weapon: hornetrider - I want short, controlled bursts - bullets cost money you know, and don't let the barrel overheat.

You may now continue.

[Negative Creep]

The Fun Police is on channel 4+1 now. It's comedy gold

"don't leave washing up liquid in the bowl or someone might not see there's a knife in there"

[robinhood21]

Never mind, Hornetrider. How about rounding off the evening by watching Question Time?

[Simpo Two]

If you trace it all back to source, it's because idiots have the vote. Hence idiots elect the Government - the rest is obvious.

[Fittster]

Simpo Two said:

If you trace it all back to source, it's because idiots have the vote. Hence idiots elect the Government - the rest is obvious.

Bloody suffragettes

[Clammy]

Catch "How to rob a bank" on iPlayer.

[carmonk]

It's a bit sad, really, cos that "Ed" bloke on the Fun Police is clearly mentally ill. Still, his wife believes in him

[Colonial]

It's funny because this does more the reinforce stereotypes about whingeing poms than any television show about oh.

And really, you're country is actually pretty good. Just so you know.