Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[mark69sheer]

Mr Trophy said:

Can anybody spell tt?

[Heskey]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

VISITORS OUTRAGED BY 'SEA LAND' SCANDAL

Edited by Heskey on Friday 5th December 07:46

[mark69sheer]

Man eaten by shark survives when shark is cut in half by trawler cable.

[993AL]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Are any of you fkers Chief Brody?

[Olf]

Can I have my ball back please?

[993AL]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Im looking for Mrs. Shark......my other half

[Jasandjules]

Roy Schnieder's son makes poor attempt at emulating his father's success...

[chevykevv]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Keep swimming up & down, it's great to have the beach to ourselves.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Olf said:

Can I have my ball back please?

[john2443]

Wife to 'shark'

'Yes, I know he looks a tt, but he can't swim so insists on wearing it all the time he's on the beach'

[johnnywb]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Thanks to the credit crunch, things weren't looking good for the latest Jaws sequel

[peterperkins]

1) Steve Irwin's reincarnation goes a bit awry as he ends up swimming in used condoms and faeces off Skegness

2) My name is 'Marvin' the paranoid shark, and Oh god everything is so depressing!

3) What's that shark man? Two children are trapped on a beach and have only 20 minutes to live because they have been stuffed with candy floss and ice cream. Quick go and get flipper and we will fetch a grown up and a helicopter!

4) The fossilised shark dna unravelled event gets off to a bad start when someone slips it into Proffesor "There's no possible risk" Clever Dick's tea.

Edited by peterperkins on Friday 5th December 11:21

[Road Hog]

does my bum look big in this?

[Mr Trophy]

bump

[Gad-Westy]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

John Darwin's latest escape was all going to plan

[Twincam16]

Following the New Forest 'Lapland' disaster, the organisers turn their attention to the summer season, Skegness and 'The Sensational Jaws Experience'

[Skii]

Viewers are advise to wear 3D specs for extra realism

[Gad-Westy]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Human Hoop-la was prooving a test for the shark

[randomman]

We're going to need a smaller boat after all.