Smelly Teardrops

[fido]

somethings been bugging me all week .. my teardrops smell of barbeque beef crisps.

i've tried cleansing lotion but my right eye gets itchy and the smell keeps coming back. has anyone else had this problem?

[Brown and Boris]

fido said:

somethings been bugging me all week .. my teardrops smell of barbeque beef crisps.

i've tried cleansing lotion but my right eye gets itchy and the smell keeps coming back. has anyone else had this problem?

Only on P&P

LOL

[Sciroccology]

No. No-one has ever had this problem before.

You are just plain weird.

[172ff]

eye-aids iirc.

2 years max.

[Famous Graham]

Stop crying, you big girl.

[10 Pence Short]

If you go to the pharmacy in Sainsburys the pharmacist there will be able to refuse you drugs which might help.

[Mc Lovin]

10 Pence Short said:

If you go to the pharmacy in Sainsburys the pharmacist there will be able to refuse you drugs which might help.

@ the above and at this thread in general.

[993AL]

Been eating too much rib-eye have we?

[Thudd]

Stop rubbing meaty things with your face.

HTH.

[Neil_H]

Did you recently eat some BBQ beef crisps and then wipe your eyes?

[DrTre]

Why are you crying?

[fido]

DrTre said:

Why are you crying?

Because my right eye is itching. I had Paprika flavour crisps today, and Rib-eye flavour yesterday but i that's just coincidental.

[julian64]

I've never cried, I'm a bit like chuck norris that way.

[Save Ferris]

Try some Scampi and Lemon crisps tomorrow and let us know the results.

[triggersbroom]

Neil_H said:

Did you recently eat some BBQ beef crisps and then wipe your eyes?

What's the bet that is the correct answer

[Mr Fenix]

Assuming this is genuine...

Get your hands on some sterile saline solution, rinse your eyes out 3 times a day and use a suitable moisturizing eye drop. Blink from Tesco's is good as is Zine.

Next time wash your hands after eating or remember not to put dirty fingers near your mouth or eyes.


P.s This is probably a wind up isn't it ?

[T350cTVR]

[G'kar]

Mr Fenix said:

Assuming this is genuine...

Noble.

Galactically stupid, but noble.

[Mr Fenix]

Having read all sorts of posts on here and other forums, the stupidity of some people out there (engine wash guy) is only matched by my willingness to help.

[John D.]

Famous Graham said:

Stop crying, you big girl.