Pulling my mates bird
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Ron Burgundy

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3,296 posts

215 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Well tbh its not his bird just someone hes into and has been chatting up a bit. The girl is someone ive been into not long ago and i quickly got bored so my mate went for her inwhich i didnt have a problem with.. So last night i was out and pretty smashed if im honest and she just approached me in the club . So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.

So ph have i done wrong?

rockinatmidnight

852 posts

220 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Oxo tower?

Chris_w666

22,655 posts

228 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Aubrey

1,157 posts

225 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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I don't understand a word of that, sorry.

Stu R

21,639 posts

244 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Ron Burgundy...


Vicky Pollard...


Speak in English Baxter, I don't speak Spanish!

Edited by Stu R on Saturday 6th December 13:22

Sheriff JWPepper

3,851 posts

233 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Aubrey said:
I don't understand a word of that, sorry.
hehe

Steamer

14,183 posts

242 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Ron Burgundy said:
...So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker...

have i done wrong?
Could they not just have formed an orderly queue?

BERGS2

2,839 posts

277 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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fk knows:

but your log on & situation reminded me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ArnmDSvpurM

Bonnie and Clyde

11,701 posts

221 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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BERGS2 said:
fk knows:

but your log on & situation reminded me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ArnmDSvpurM
rofl

Aubrey

1,157 posts

225 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Ron Burgundy said:
tbh ... bird... chatting ... bored ... inwhich ... pretty smashed ... mates ... calling me a prick ... wker ... ive dont ... really fking bad ... tbf ... getting futher along ... probs.

So ph have i done wrong?
Yes.

B.J.W

5,875 posts

244 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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OP, I respectfully suggest that you resign from the cast of Hollyoaks. Immediately.

The Tea Boy

4,129 posts

264 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Bonnie and Clyde said:
BERGS2 said:
fk knows:

but your log on & situation reminded me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ArnmDSvpurM
rofl
+1

Bonnie and Clyde

11,701 posts

221 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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She's not actually your mates bird. Just because he has a crush on her and hasn't got the balls to do anything about it isn't your problem. Girls cant stand men with no back bone. Go for it.
I'd be the one that tells your mate though. Its st coming from one of the others.

schmalex

13,616 posts

235 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Ron Burgundy said:
So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad

So ph have i done wrong?
Don't worry about it. It is a mere drop in the ocean when compared to the 75k + people who will tear you a new ahole for your extremely poor use of grammar and punctuation in your OP....

wildoliver

9,308 posts

245 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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So let me get this right.

There's a girl.

There are 2 lads who are useless at pulling and getting nowhere. One gives up the other persists.

The one that gave up comes across her drunk enough to consider him shaggable.

He does the deed.

Frankly I'd be more worried about the fact I couldn't pull her sober than I would which one of you deserved her.

Swilly

9,699 posts

303 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Ron Burgundy said:
Well tbh its not his bird just someone hes into and has been chatting up a bit. The girl is someone ive been into not long ago and i quickly got bored so my mate went for her inwhich i didnt have a problem with.. So last night i was out and pretty smashed if im honest and she just approached me in the club . So i get out and ive got 10 of my mates calling me a prick and a wker and making look like ive dont something really fking bad, but tbf i dont see what ive done wrong he wasnt even going out with her , hes hardly spoke to her in ages and hes quite slow at getting futher along. He wasnt even there last night so he will probs find out when either i tell him or my mates tell him.

So ph have i done wrong?
Who gives a flyin fuuck.... now fuuck off with your ttty story !!

fido

18,911 posts

284 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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He who hesitates, masturbates. As long as you are sure he isn't already inside her knickers (well you may have assessed the situation incorrectly), then ask her out - but you don't want to be stirring his custard, so as to speak.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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BERGS2 said:
fk knows:

but your log on & situation reminded me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ArnmDSvpurM
rofl

Forgotten how funny that film is! hehe

Ron Burgundy

Original Poster:

3,296 posts

215 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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fido said:
He who hesitates, masturbates. As long as you are sure he isn't already inside her knickers (well you may have assessed the situation incorrectly), then ask her out - but you don't want to be stirring his custard, so as to speak.
obviously , hes told me hasnt got that far due to me telling him a bad story. I dont actually want the girl cos i gave up in the first place so he can still have her.


Blib

48,079 posts

226 months

Saturday 6th December 2008
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Where do you live?