Should we enlarge scotland's population with the English?
Should we enlarge scotland's population with the English?
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Police State

Original Poster:

4,366 posts

249 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Having just returned from a fantastic driving break in the Scottish Highlands and its vast emptiness, I was struck by a thought...

We are told that Scotland's population is falling and has the lowest age mortality rate in the UK, along with a chronic long term unemployment problem, coupled with skills shortages that could well see the end of Scotland as a viable economy which would further undermine the United Kingdom.

Now that there are serious problems in the UK economy, and given that 'the South' is overcrowded; is it not time to enlarge the population of Scotland with English emigrees from the south, who perhaps could be enticed with the promise of financial support and the promise of establishing new towns (there's plenty of room for this) or enlargement of existing towns in which they could be houses. This policy could well turn out to be a great blessing. The economy would benefit from a massive rebuilding project. The indigenous Scots population could re-skill and benefit from an enlarged population and commensurate economy. There are lots of regions like Sutherland for example that was once populated by hard-working industrious people that could be restored to its former status. If Gordon Brown is serious about using tax payer’s money to build our way out of this current economic problem, then perhaps it is an opportunity to deal with the overcrowding issue as well as spread the wealth across the nation.

What do others think?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Nah, we've got to invade France first....

Skywalker

3,269 posts

243 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Police State said:
Having just returned from a fantastic driving break in the Scottish Highlands and its vast emptiness, I was struck by a thought...

We are told that Scotland's population is falling and has the lowest age mortality rate in the UK, along with a chronic long term unemployment problem, coupled with skills shortages that could well see the end of Scotland as a viable economy which would further undermine the United Kingdom.

What do others think?
it also has a monster suicide rate

davido140

9,616 posts

255 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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why not enlarge scotlands population with the scottish?

Send 'em all back north, thats what I say! wink

ETA we can start with that Gordon Brown.

Edited by davido140 on Sunday 7th December 00:09

LHDisbest

17,002 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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We don't want your type up here thank you! wink



tongue out

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

284 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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LHDisbest said:
We don't want your type up here thank you! wink



tongue out
What? The Scottish? hehe

LHDisbest

17,002 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Blue Meanie said:
LHDisbest said:
We don't want your type up here thank you! wink



tongue out
What? The Scottish? hehe
I want quiet hooning roads for myself! hehe

Plus i live in the England annex of Scotland... wink

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

222 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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If we can limit it to single male's, 30ish, who can actually string more than five words together, and do not use text talk...that would be nice thumbup

wildoliver

9,308 posts

245 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Agreed pick up all the scots down here. Put them in a big lorry and kick them back up to haggis land.

Then rebuild Hadrians wall properly so they can't keep getting back in!

wink

yorky500

1,715 posts

220 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Well, if they would give me a nice piece of land with a wee castle on it and then compensate me on a per annum basis, the sum is to be based on the amount the average dole fiddler takes x 10, then I would gladly move up to bonnie Scotland.

Chuffer

1,021 posts

219 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Back off... and step away from the border! shoot

Is there any chance we can send the undesirables down to England and make the place even better? whistle

Goggsy Broon..? Yeah, hey Gordo.. I have an idea... phone

Chuffer

1,021 posts

219 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Penny-lope said:
If we can limit it to single male's, 30ish, who can actually string more than five words together, and do not use text talk...that would be nice thumbup
I said before, and I'll say it again... How yooo doin'...? wink

smokin


thinfourth2

32,414 posts

233 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Look just fk off its a stupid fking idea. Keep the highlands as the nice big empty playground that it is.

And even if you did bring up the english they would never survive as the whole of england stops the second someone spots a snowflake. You would be totally fked in the highlands in winter

Jasandjules

72,588 posts

258 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Couldn't we just send the scum from England to go live in Australia like in the Good old days? That way the population of England goes down to manageable levels too, with more room on the roads to hoon...

jshell

12,065 posts

234 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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There's a reason that the likes of Brown and Martin leave Scotland to head down to the 'land bridge to calais', and that's because the English are too stupid to keep power themselves. They complain that the Scots have taken over parliament, but don't wonder why.... smile ...and it's fk all to do with Scottish voters. The Scots are always picked on on here - bring it on, again & again & again! It's not because the Scots are crap, but because the jealous little Englanders can't stand their Northern cousins having an Internationally famous but positive brand (whether based on reality or Scotch mist, it don't matter), whilst England...well, whinging, bitter, overcrowded, sh!te beer and football hooligans together with an inbred, outdated monarchy.

Criticise and whinge about the Scots off all you want, but we get our own back by walking into your 'local' wearing a kilt, and whilst you're muttering into your 'ale' about 'sweaty's' and 'dole scroungers', we're banging your missus up the wrong one against the toilet door..... smile Twice!

I travel, a lot, getting on 100,000+ miles per annum now! ..and I'm always asked if I'm English (doesn't bother me), but when I correct people and say I'm Scottish, they almost always become a lot more friendly, open, willing to engage and socialise. Opens more doors than a passport with £100 inside it.....

I agree, rebuild the wall, we don't want you up here unless you promise to develop a good healthy heroin/buckfast/fried food and tartan-appreciation habit.

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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wildoliver said:
Agreed pick up all the scots down here. Put them in a big lorry and kick them back up to haggis land.

Then rebuild Hadrians wall properly so they can't keep getting back in!

wink
They aren't hard to find, they come to London on the Megabus, get dropped off at Victoria coach station, find the nearest offie selling Tennents Super and just hang around.

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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jshell said:


and I'm always asked if I'm English (doesn't bother me), but when I correct people and say I'm Scottish, they almost always become a lot more friendly.
That's because they've just realised they are talking to a psychopath.

jshell

12,065 posts

234 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Baby Huey said:
jshell said:


and I'm always asked if I'm English (doesn't bother me), but when I correct people and say I'm Scottish, they almost always become a lot more friendly.
That's because they've just realised they are talking to a psychopath.
Just jealous, aren't you? rofl

Baby Huey

4,881 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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jshell said:
Baby Huey said:
jshell said:


and I'm always asked if I'm English (doesn't bother me), but when I correct people and say I'm Scottish, they almost always become a lot more friendly.
That's because they've just realised they are talking to a psychopath.
Just jealous, aren't you? rofl
You aren't all bad, my BIL is from Dunbar, he seems OK.

jshell

12,065 posts

234 months

Sunday 7th December 2008
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Baby Huey said:
jshell said:
Baby Huey said:
jshell said:


and I'm always asked if I'm English (doesn't bother me), but when I correct people and say I'm Scottish, they almost always become a lot more friendly.
That's because they've just realised they are talking to a psychopath.
Just jealous, aren't you? rofl
You aren't all bad, my BIL is from Dunbar, he seems OK.
Same as anywhere, some good, some bad, some down-right s!! Got lots of good friends from both sides of border, but tbh, the Scot's bashing on here does produce some vitriol which is saddening.