Dear Wayne Rooney, will you fix my car roof?

[mybrainhurts]

Just caught a snatch of a Sky 1 programme called Wayne Riooney's Street Striker...or something.

Take one derelict street and some wannabee footballers, then set them a challenge...

Kick a football into the back of a passing pickup...

Do it again, football on a pile of sand to make it harder...

Do it again, football on the roof of a car to make it harder...

Which damn' fool programme planner thought this was a good idea...?

Cue damaged cars all over the land...

Idiot...

[Carreauchompeur]

Probably quite acceptable behaviour in that chav muppet's world.

[Gun]

mybrainhurts said:

Just caught a snatch of a Sky 1 programme called Wayne Riooney's Street Striker...or something.

Take one derelict street and some wannabee footballers, then set them a challenge...

Kick a football into the back of a passing pickup...

Do it again, football on a pile of sand to make it harder...

Do it again, football on the roof of a car to make it harder...

Which damn' fool programme planner thought this was a good idea...?

Cue damaged cars all over the land...

Idiot...

It's made by chavs and aimed at chavs, like most things on Sky1, Sky2 and Sky3

[elster]

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

[mybrainhurts]

elster said:

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

I didn't think of that...

Of course, the chav standing next to my car is going to leave it and search out an abandoned car for his trick shot..

Silly me...

[Shaw Tarse]

mybrainhurts said:

elster said:

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

I didn't think of that...

Of course, the chav standing next to my car is going to leave it and search out an abandoned car for his trick shot..

Silly me...

That aint the real Wayne (look at the spelling!)

[mybrainhurts]

Shaw Tarse said:

mybrainhurts said:

elster said:

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

I didn't think of that...

Of course, the chav standing next to my car is going to leave it and search out an abandoned car for his trick shot..

Silly me...

That aint the real Wayne (look at the spelling!)

Well spotted..

[Shaw Tarse]

mybrainhurts said:

Shaw Tarse said:

mybrainhurts said:

elster said:

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

I didn't think of that...

Of course, the chav standing next to my car is going to leave it and search out an abandoned car for his trick shot..

Silly me...

That aint the real Wayne (look at the spelling!)

Well spotted..

Just don't let em paint your Porch!

[mybrainhurts]

Shaw Tarse said:

mybrainhurts said:

Shaw Tarse said:

mybrainhurts said:

elster said:

Dear Mr MBH,

Thank you for your letter. If you normally leave your car abandoned on a derelict street with no wheels I will be sure to make sure I don't stand on it.

Thanks

Wayne

I didn't think of that...

Of course, the chav standing next to my car is going to leave it and search out an abandoned car for his trick shot..

Silly me...

That aint the real Wayne (look at the spelling!)

Well spotted..

Just don't let em paint your Porch!

Or your Lamborg...

[Garett]

I'm a bit worried about this too, theyre all Saabs !

[Ordinary Bloke]

He has velcro-up shoes...