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miniman

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291 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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What a belligerent little turd. He's revealed to the nation in a masterpiece of investigative journalism that it is possible to buy conterfeit goods on eBay and Amazon Marketplace. Well fk me sideways with a blunt market vegetable. Wait, there's more - it's illegal to buy, sell or posess CS Gas or pepper spray in the UK, but there's a seller on Amazon who is offering it. In Germany. So the little tossbag gets the MD of Amazon on his two bit show to chastise him firmly, and just won't accept that Amazon can't do fk all about it. They have 24/7 review of items for sale that might breach regulations, but Nicky wants more than that. Probably 26/8 or something. What a little cock.

buggalugs

9,282 posts

266 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Yeah - one step down from Jeremy Kyle IMO!

FourWheelDrift

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313 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Suppurating with self importance.

miniman

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Monday 8th December 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Suppurating
Lovely word biggrin

rah1888

1,589 posts

216 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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buggalugs said:
Yeah - one step down from Jeremy Kyle IMO!
yes couldn't agree more.....!

whirligig

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224 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Suppurating with self importance.
Couldn't have put it any better!

supersingle

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248 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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FourWheelDrift said:
Suppurating with self importance.
Yeah, he's a right tit as well. biggrin

RetroWheels

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300 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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Thankfully only heard him from the next room - but what a nauseating little worm..
Amazon director OTOH ,sounded like a reasonable guy.

o.versteer

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258 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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miniman said:
Well fk me sideways with a blunt market vegetable.
rofl

miniman said:
What a little cock.
Quite. I ws shouting at the TV. What an absolute load of twaddle.

MitchT

17,117 posts

238 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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o.versteer said:
miniman said:
Well fk me sideways with a blunt market vegetable.
rofl
+1 rofl

miniman

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Monday 8th December 2008
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Well they actually posted my comment on their website:

miniman said:
What a brilliant piece of investigative journalism, congratulations. It's possible to buy counterfeit goods from eBay and Amazon Marketplace. It's a good job Watchdog are there to protect us.
I can only assume the sarcasm went sailing over their heads and they thought they were publishing a genuine compliment.

FourWheelDrift

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313 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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hehe

You should follow it up with "...............once again thank you to Watchdog bringing these illegal items to my attention. I am now the proud owner of 3 CS gas cannisters, 4 Pepper Sprays and a 9mm Uzi. I'm very pleased with my purchases. Love to Nicky".

DjSki

1,331 posts

224 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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miniman said:
What a belligerent little turd. He's revealed to the nation in a masterpiece of investigative journalism that it is possible to buy conterfeit goods on eBay and Amazon Marketplace. Well fk me sideways with a blunt market vegetable. Wait, there's more - it's illegal to buy, sell or posess CS Gas or pepper spray in the UK, but there's a seller on Amazon who is offering it. In Germany. So the little tossbag gets the MD of Amazon on his two bit show to chastise him firmly, and just won't accept that Amazon can't do fk all about it. They have 24/7 review of items for sale that might breach regulations, but Nicky wants more than that. Probably 26/8 or something. What a little cock.
But you are watching it.............surely its the same st every week.........

Edited by DjSki on Monday 8th December 20:57

miniman

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Monday 8th December 2008
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DjSki said:
But you are watching it.............surely its the same st every week.........
Nah, just caught the end of it after Simpsons on Sky1 smile

LukeBird

17,170 posts

238 months

Monday 8th December 2008
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MitchT said:
o.versteer said:
miniman said:
Well fk me sideways with a blunt market vegetable.
rofl
+1 rofl
+2 rofl

I nearly cried! hehe