If you were a biscuit
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YoungTom

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176 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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"If you were a biscuit, what type of biscuit would you be?" A question on an application form... help me out please

Reevesy

137 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Hobnob! - DUNK ME AGAIN!!!!!

Steamer

14,183 posts

242 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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YoungTom said:
"If you were a biscuit, what type of biscuit would you be?" A question on an application form... help me out please
Dont take the job - they sound crackers!

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

251 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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YoungTom said:
"If you were a biscuit, what type of biscuit would you be?" A question on an application form... help me out please
Jammy Dodger

HTH

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

259 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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All butter shortbread - sweet, creamy, and falls apart under pressure.

Geronimo

626 posts

221 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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If I was a biscuit I wouldn't be answering any ste questions like that.

nelly1

5,665 posts

260 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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DON'T say "a soggy one"!!!

illmonkey

19,815 posts

227 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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nelly1 said:
DON'T say "a soggy one"!!!
You like Bukkae? dont google, NSFW.

cronk-flakes

3,480 posts

282 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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arse-biscuit...

BlueCello

6,225 posts

236 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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DIgestive. Strong, dependable, and good in a meeting.

Mc Lovin

5,588 posts

250 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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swerni said:
application form for what?
biscuit tester at foxes, OP are you a panda?

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

254 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Wagon Wheel

Not as impressive as you thought it might be, and slightly dissatisfying.

anonymous-user

83 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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swerni said:
application form for what?
Primary school?

bigmac146

184 posts

217 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Chocolate covered Hob Nob, "ard as fk"

burger

zac510

5,546 posts

235 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Selfridges biscuit. Exatly the same as you can get in Lidl, but much more expensive.

Landlord

12,689 posts

286 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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"A biscuit that, on the face of it, is ideal for the role but one which later comes in late, leaves early, takes frequent sick days, upsets his peers and spends all day browsing the internet".

robinhood21

31,123 posts

261 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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I would go for a rich-tea biscuit. Least offensive biscuit going. yes

andygo

7,392 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Sounds a crumby sort of job to me.

Have they been drinking Bourbon?

I wouldn't be Hob Nobbing (or any other sort of nobbing tbh) with them.

BoRED S2upid

21,047 posts

269 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Put that you don't eat biscuits due to them being bad for you.

Reevesy

137 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th December 2008
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Landlord said:
"A biscuit that, on the face of it, is ideal for the role but one which later comes in late, leaves early, takes frequent sick days, upsets his peers and spends all day browsing the internet".
laugh