Some seasonal advice

[driverrob]

To save you annoying your friends and relatives.

Christmas cards: check the envelope dimensions, especially the thickness. More than one fold in the cardboard or a bow or similar decoration can easily take it over the 5 mm limit. If you don't put the correct stamp on it the recipient will get a red card from Royal Mail, instead of your card.

Then, if my experience is typical, he'll use £1.50's worth of fuel on a Saturday morning driving to the sorting office. There, he'll stand in a long line in the cold until it's his turn to hand over £1.20 for the privilege of receiving your card. He'll then curse you for giving him all that trouble.

[Nolar Dog]

Simple: Don't send cards.

[mybrainhurts]

I've just added Gordon Brown and his gang to my card list...

How do I bugger the cards up again...?

[Mobile Chicane]

Tip: send out a smug and self-congratulatory email announcing that you've donated the money to charity instead.

[PeteG]

Mobile Chicane said:

Tip: send out a smug and self-congratulatory email announcing that you've donated the money to charity instead.

Don't forget to add in any recent babies, puppies, exam results, or cases of spontaneous human combustion.